Tenga Egg Masturbators make getting off fun, convenient, and cheap whether you are a man on the go or just relaxing at home! Check out my review and tips on these popular disposable sex toys and then enter the Stockroom contest to win a set of all 6 for yourself (see contest details below)
Sometimes men are resistant to try new things. Sex toys seem alien and foreign to some guys, so they need an easy way to break their sex toy cherry. The Tenga Egg is the single best male starter toy in stores today.
It is a squishy, textured male masturbator that you can take with you travelling anywhere. In fact, I got my first one as a surprise from my girlfriend when I was going on a business trip and she wanted to surprise me with a sexy gift. I was so happy to try something new, and to use a one shot device was novel. I loaded up my favorite nasty porn, lubed up myself and my egg then matched thrusts with the guy in the porn. When I finished, I cleaned myself up and was so happy I could just throw it away when I was done making sweet love to it. Mr Lazy here didn’t have to do any cleanup at all.
It is exceedingly simple to use. Unwrap the egg, take out the lube sample inside, open up the lube and squirt it inside the mastrubator. Watch some porn, get some wood, stick it in the warm wet egg, thrust and repeat until orgasm.
This set of toys is one of the best ideas that hit the mainstream sex toy market in a long time. It is an easy to use toy made for men, but usable by all. The concept is simple, a male masturbator sold individually or in 6 packs of 6 different textured eggs. Each plastic egg comes with with a Tenga Egg and a lube sample. The best part is figuring out which texture is best. So far the grid like Spider is my favorite. A close runner up is the Wavy. The names of the Six Colors Pack are a description of the textured pattern:
They were originally intended to be a one shot use device, but can easily be re-used 3 to 4 times. They are made out of a stretchy elastomer called Thermo Plastic Elastomer. T.P.E. is a pliable jelly like substance that makes for a great, squishy, stretchy orgasmic experience.
I like the versatility and alternate uses you can do with it. You stretch it to such extremes that it can be used, not only as a solo device, but you can use it with your partner as a blowjob helper. Stretch it on the end of your cock and you get extra sensitivity, have someone suck your cock with it on for an extra interesting feeling. Handjobs and blowjobs aren’t the end to this little beauty, you can also use it as a cheap addition to a Kinklab VibeRite. Flip it inside out and use the textured side on the vibrating head of your VibeRite for added enjoyment on your favorite body part.
This toy is also one size fits all. It is pliable enough to fit even the largest cock. Once you can get someone to try this great starter toy, then you have opened up a whole new world of sexual enjoyment. Have fun experimenting with them and don’t forget to write us back if you find a use for these we haven’t thought of!
Pros of the Tenga Egg
• Disposable
• Alternative uses
• Easy to use
• Comes with lube
• Lasts longer than they says it does
Cons of the Tenga Egg
• You don’t know which texture is best for you until you try them all
• Can make for an embarrassing moment at Easter (just kidding)
• Better for beginners than seasoned sex toy pros
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This Friday, May 10th, join us as we take on the night at NUMB3RS in San Diego, CA for HARNESS, a new monthly leather fetish event.
Club Harness will feature super hot male gogo dancers, dirty dance beats, a naughty playspace, a performance by Cub Club’s Glitz Glam, and the whole thing hosted by Eagle LA Mr. Rubber 2012, Doug Long!
Stockroom and Syren are not only sponsoring the event, but will also be vending leather, latex, and other fetish fashions all night during the event.
Let’s not beat around the bush: It’s time to talk about your clitoris.
International clitorally-focused charity Clitoraid formed in 2004 is a group attempting to spread information about the barbaric tradition of female circumcision. Aiming to build a hospital in Burkina Faso, Africa in order to provide free reconstructive genital surgery and rehabilitation to all FGM victims, they are spreading the good word about the little man in the boat this week in honor of the launch of their first annual International Clitoris Awareness Week, and who are we to miss a chance to point a finger (or tongue, or well-crafted toy) at this oft-misunderstood cleft dweller.
Let’s start off with some clit facts to help avoid a clit-astrophe:
1) The clitoris is more than just a little button. It’s actually a complicated series of nerve endings that extend deep inside the body – up to 8 inches!
2) The clitoris contains more nerve endings than any other part of the human body, estimated at more than 8,000!
3) The laughing hyena has a complex relationship with her clitoris: Urinating, mating, and giving birth through a well-developed version of the organ!
In honor of International Clitoris Week and as part of our larger Masturbation Month festivities, we’re inviting you to experience the joy of this complex pleasure point. Take a gander at a few of our favorite clit-centric sex toys, vibrators, and devices on sale now.
The Micro Finger Tingler: This dainty little diddler fits directly on your prefered digit to direct soothing vibrations to the cherry atop your cupcake. Regularly priced at $20.00 on sale now for $16.00.
The Sqweel 2: Our perennial favorite paddlewheel is a whirling dervish of delight sure to send you spinning into orbit. Regularly priced at $59.99 on sale now for $47.99.
Black Pearl Vibrating Bullet: The rarest of beauties, this soft coated multi-speed bullet is sure to have you pearl diving again and again. Regularly priced at $13.99 on sale now for $6.99.
Venus Butterfly Massager: This elastic banded labial lepidopteran is also adept at coaxing nectar from your flower. Regularly priced at $19.50 on sale now for $13.65.
These toys not enough to float your boat, let alone elevate the little man? Never fear, we have a whole host of stimulating toys available during our Masturbation Month Sale, going strong, all month long!
We frequently find ourselves trapped by routine in all areas of our lives, and that can extend even to the most pleasurable activities. Whether you find yourself uninspired during your “me time” or you’re just looking for a new kind of kick, Fetish Friday is the day of the week during Masturbation Month when we examine kinky twists you can add to spice up your solo sessions.
This week we’ll be moving on up, talking about some great techniques and toys to titillate the nipples, from gentle brushing to extreme stimulation.
Sensation Play: Let’s start soft: If you have extremely sensitive nipples, you may not need much to heighten your enjoyment. Try gently brushing them with your fingers or a feather tickler. If you love the feel of leather, try drawing the tongue of a riding crop or suede flogger over your chest with one hand. Try a little temperature play with an ice cube, or an vibrating ice massager for extra thrills and chills!
Suck It Up: If you want or need a more intense feeling, try a suction device. Sucking sensations cause a joyous confusion of senses, but tend not to be painful. They run the gamut from simple nipple suckers, more complex suction cylinders or cupping sets to the ever popular and strong snake bite kit!
You May Feel A Slight Pinch: For solo play, you’ll want to keep one hand free to continue stoking the fire down below, so consider a toy or device that will allow for simultaneous tweaking and teasing with only one hand. Mandible Body Clamps are a great place to start for their adjustability and kung-fu grip. Japanese Clover Clamps are not adjustable, but give an intense sensation even when you aren’t tugging the chain. Finally, for the truly daring and devious amongst you, there is the incredibly intense Extreme Talon Nipple Clamps.
Nipple toys are a great way to easily expand the horizons of your pleasure. Start off with some simple pinching and prodding, or finding little things around the house to help amp up your alone time. We’ll be exploring other complimentary methods of modern self-love every Friday in May, as we celebrate Masturbation Month with our month long sale, special offers, contests and more!
To help you celebrate Masturbation Month, we’re giving away a brand new James Deen Realistic Cock to one of our lucky followers! It only takes a few seconds to enter, but hurry up – the clock is TICKING, contest runs just 24 hours!
Simply enter below and choose your options of entry, up to 7 chances to win!
Chicago sexperts Ken Melvoin-Berg and Sunny Megatron returned to Stockroom University on Wednesday night for their educational and always entertaining G-spot and Female Ejaculation class. The 2 hour presentation combined anatomy lessons and sex tips with a hands-on demo featuring award winning bondage and fetish model Jewell Marceau.
During the lecture portion of the class Jewell was instructed to slip out of class and ‘warm her self up’ in preparation for an attempt at a G-spot orgasm, so she made herself at home in the Stockroom workroom and happily obliged. “I brought my own fluffer!” she said.
After her warm up it was time for Jewell VS the Fuck Saw. Jewell squealed and squirmed and climaxed more than once, but in the end it was the Quirk Dildo that finally caused this orgasm loving beauty’s squirting surprise, much to the delight of her captivated audience.
Sunny Megatron shows off her anatomical model
Sunny shares her g-spot technique
Jewell Marceau awaits her date with the fuck saw
Sunny gets the all clear from Jewell Marceau
Almost ready!
And we’re off! Fuck saw’s a go!
A Quirk Dildo is brought in to help finish her off
Sunny working Jewell Marceau’s g-spot and clit
The Quirk Dildo finishes Jewell to a squirting orgasm!
Everybody had a wonderful time (especially Jewell!)
Jewell Marceau and Stockroom company founder, Joel Tucker
Sunny Megatron, Jewell Marceau, and Ken Melvoin-Berg
All hands on deck! It’s time to honor one of our favorite topics- SELF-LOVE!
May is National Masturbation Month and in celebration of you and YOURS, Stockroom is observing this fantastic holiday by offering you a plethora of good times all month- including great discounts on a variety of sex toys for both men and women, sex toy giveaways, tips from expert guest bloggers, video reviews, and more!
After interviewing James Deen a few months ago about his new Doc Johnson toy line, I couldn’t stop wondering what the Deen Peen really felt like. I was thrilled when presented with the opportunity to give it a whirl. For quick facts, check out my written review below. If you want even more dirty details, watch my accompanying video review.
Design and Use
This realistic cock is a full 9 inches of authentic James Deen. The detail is impeccable. It has life-like veins, ridges, and even one ball that hangs slightly lower than the other. I do watch porn, a lot of porn. I know all too well what James Deen’s penis looks like and this really is the real deal.
With an insertable length of about 6 inches and the circumference at its widest point also about 6 inches, this toy isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s girthy and has a nice natural curve near the head that hits the g-spot nicely. It’s also heavy, clocking in at 1.7 pounds.
This is a stationary dildo; it has no vibrations or extra bells and whistles. It features a suction cup base for hands-free use and is also harness compatible. Since this toy has a wide enough base, it is also suitable for anal.
Material
The James Deen Realistic Cock is made from Sil-a-gel which has an ultra-realistic feel. Sil-a-gel is antibacterial, non-toxic (Phthalate free), latex-free and camium free. It’s also somewhat porous. For this reason, I recommend using a condom on the toy if you intend to share it or use it anally.
Sil-a-gel should be cleaned with mild soap and water or a toy cleaner. It should also not be stored touching other toys. I actually made this mistake before reading the instructions carefully. I set my James Deen dildo next to a purple toy and the a little bit of purple color bled onto the cock. Now it looks like James Deen has a little dick bruise! The toy comes with a cloth bag for storage, I highly suggest using it.
My Experience
Normally I don’t have a penchant for life-like looking sex toys. As long as a toy feels good, I don’t care if it’s green with purple polka dots or shaped like a tennis racket. I’ve also never used a sex toy molded after a real person before.
I was surprised to discover that fucking a “real” penis was quite a turn on for me. It helped me create a fantasy I wouldn’t have thought up otherwise. It also made the porn I watch that much more realistic. I got a kick out of not only imagining fucking James Deen but also tossing him aside afterward and not having to cuddle, listen to him snore or call him a taxi!
I’m a bit of a size queen and this filled me up very nicely. It was big enough to satisfy but stopped just short of being too big. As long as you’re not someone who normally has issue handling larger insertables, this should be suitable. Simply warm yourself up, use a generous amount of water based lube and cook up your hottest James Deen fantasy.
Despite its weight, this dildo stood up nicely to gravity. The suction cup is quite strong and it had no problem staying adhered to a vertical wall for a lengthy session. I’m also a fan of strap-on sex so being harness compatible is a wonderful bonus.
The Final Word
Overall, I really liked the James Deen Realistic Cock. I never really understood the appeal of a toy that is a replica of a real person before this. Much to my surprise, it’s a nice addition to the fantasy that goes along with sex play.
Alone I can have my way with James Deen. Wearing it as a strap-on I have the most sought after penis in the entertainment industry. Partnered, I can be the star of my very own hard-core DP scene with James Deen and my most trusted lover. I can even make James Deen a part of a cuckold scenario by making my lover watch me enjoy taking it all. Hmmmm, I wonder what else I can do with Fake James Deen? The sky’s the limit!
Chicago sexpert Sunny Megatron demonstrates the efficiency of the Fucksaw in achieving a G-spot orgasm as Ian Rath’s bound submissive writhes in ecstasy.
Joanna Angel stopped by the Stockroom retail store in Silverlake recently. The punk princess of porn was picking out wardrobe and toys for a new production that she is starring in, and judging by the goodies she took with her she’ll be exploring the erotic side of dominance and submission, with a little bondage for good measure. Step inside the dressing room with Joanna Angel as she laces up a stiff Stormy Leather corset and slips in to a shiny slave collar and tight leather armbinder in preparation for her submissive adventures. The look in this sassy little spitfire’s eye says it all!
