Porn and Latex in Los Angeles: An Xbiz Awards Story

It was Thursday morning and I was standing in my closet surveying my voluminous shoe collection for the perfect pair of shoes to go with a teal latex dress. I seldom stray from my all black wardrobe, so if teal wasn’t enough of a stretch, wriggling into a latex dress sure was. But it had to be latex, and not just any latex: I was wearing our own stunning Syren Latex Tami Wong Dress.

I finally settled on a sky high pair of black leather platform boots, grabbed an extra-long pair of fake eyelashes, and made my way to Stockroom HQ for a full day of work before getting lubed up, stripped down, and stuffed into latex to attend the Xbiz awards.

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My girl Chloe met me at Stockroom at 5PM on the dot, and together we nervously donned our matching latex dresses and helped each other put our hair into perfect sets of pigtails. An Uber was summoned and we grabbed plastic bags to sit on, lest we leave a slick sheen on the Uber car’s seats from our freshly applied silicone lubricant.

We arrived at the LA Live Marriot amongst a bustle of other well-dressed Xbiz guests. I silently wished for eight eyes instead of two so that I could fully take in the amazing display of people, outfits, opulent lips, fake tits, exposed breasts, tight asses and champagne dripping tongues that were swirling around me. I was in a warm, sweetly scented tropical tornado of porn stars, and I loved every second.

Chloe and I held hands and made our way to the red carpet where we waited for our turn in front of the flashing lights. Juanito Blanco and Jade Nile walked in front of us and I admired Jade’s effortless movements in her floor length Syren dress. I stood on the edge of the red carpet taking deep breaths and feeling every exhale as the latex hugged my body like a warm, slippery second skin. Juanito picked up Jade for a classic man carries woman pose in front of the multitude of flashing bulbs and suddenly they were tumbling slowly, thickly to the ground in front of us in a carnal crash of flesh, latex and hair product.

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Their crash and graceful recovery alleviated a bit of my own nervousness as Chloe and I took our turn in front of the cameras. Several hosts awaited us on the red carpet and sweat dripped down the inside of my thigh and my heart raced as I was greeted by the ever classy and radiant Stoya. From Stoya we carefully made our way to the end of the red carpet where we met with Stockroom University’s head mistress and all around sexy lady, the lovely Hudsy Hawn. She happily spanked mine and Chloe’s latex slicked asses and we graciously accepted every thwack.

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The red carpet was followed by a quick jaunt into the main ballroom where we found our table and quickly took a seat to alleviate the pressure on our toes. Chloe and I eyed the plate of hummus, crackers and olives in front of us but dared not take a bite as we both consented that we did not have one spare millimeter of space in our latex into which our tummies could expand.

It was not hard to be distracted from the food as Chloe made a cooing noise and discreetly directed my gaze to the unearthly beauty, Jesse Jane. Chloe wanted a photo with her, and although I was slightly embarrassed to play the part of a fan girl, I couldn’t blame her. We approached Jesse and she was the sweetest, tiniest creature who was more than happy to pose for one of what I’m sure were a thousand photos taken of her that night.

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We made our way back to the table as the awards show began. James Deen arrived on the stage with a gaggle of girls all smiling and giggling like they’d just shared a drink of something deliciously intoxicating.

The rest of the awards passed by in a blur, beautiful girls with big lips got on stage and called out names, some familiar and some foreign. People crawled up the stairs and people crawled down the stairs and the energy in the ballroom turned into a high pitched buzz, like a vibrator that’s been turned up too much. Chloe and I began to feel the winter chill of late-evening latex, and with one look we conspired to gracefully and surreptitiously exit the ballroom. I looked down at my daunting platform boots with a sigh and willed my legs to move. We held hands and took our leave, casting one last glance behind us at the amazing platter of humanity and appreciating all the preparation, pouting, puffing, pulling, and powdering that goes into an event of that caliber. “You know,” said Chloe waving her hand in a circular motion “All of this is happening, this whole thing, this whole industry, just because dudes need to masturbate.”

I let her comment resonate with me on the ride home. That night I came home, took off my shoes, peeled off my latex, crawled into my silky sheets, and opened my laptop to put on my favorite porn. I chose a high end luxury vibrator from a bevy of toys even bigger than my shoe collection, pumped a hybrid lubricant into the palm of my hand, pressed play and thanked the adult industry for being what it is, because we all have needs that must be met.

Free Event – Sexual Phenomena Symposium with Auntie Angel and VICE Productions!

Join us this Tuesday as Stockroom University presents a free special Sexual Phenomena Symposium featuring acclaimed educator Auntie Angel and her deservedly famous “grapefruit technique.”

This class will cover Auntie Angel’s erotic food play, and will be filmed by VICE Productions for an upcoming project. All attendees must sign a release to attend, and must stay for the duration of the filming (approximately 2pm to 5pm). There will be a Q&A after the presentation, and participation is encouraged but not required.

WHAT: Sexual Phenomena Symposium: Erotic Food Play with Auntie Angel

WHEN: 2PM-5PM Tuesday, January 20, 2015

WHERE: The Stockroom Hall (Next door to our Silver LakeRetail Boutique 2809 1/2 W. Sunset Blvd Los Angeles, CA 90026)

Peek Behind the Kinky Curtain: Meet The Stockroom Panel Discussion

If you’ve every been curious about what goes on behind the scenes at your favorite fetish boutique, this is the event for you. JT himself (aka Joel Tucker, founder of The Stockroom) and a whole host of Stockroom staff will be on-hand and onstage to cover the ins-and-outs of running a BDSM business that includes online and brick-and-mortar retail, high fashion and Hollywood studio services, design and manufacture of kinky gear, and a state-of-the-art shipping warehouse to deliver devious and delicious devices worldwide!

We’ll be sharing stories about the founding, early days, and over two decades of kink history, as well as answering any burning questions you might have about life at The Stockroom. Are we all chained to our desks every day? Do we get free samples? Is there an office dress code?

The only way to find out is to com- er, attend!

What: Meet The Stockroom Panel

When: Saturday, January 31, 2015 2-5PM

Where: Next door to our Silver Lake Retail Boutique 2809 1/2 W. Sunset Blvd Los Angeles, CA 90026

Come Celebrate With Us – Joanna Angel Line Launch Party In Hollywood!

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Our new licensed collection of BDSM toys and gear, The Joanna Angel Line is so exciting, our friends at Hustler Hollywood are throwing a party to celebrate it.

Friday, January 30 in Hollywood, join Joanna Angel, Hustler Hollywood, and The Stockroom in celebrating the launch of the Joanna Angel Line in high style with photo opportunities, autographs, and even a chance to win some sexy Stockroom prizes!

What: The Joanna Angel Line Launch Party
When: Friday, January 30 8:30PM
Where: Hustler Hollywood 8920 Sunset Blvd. 90069

See you there!

Our Annual SeXmas Rummage Sale Is Nearly Here!

Come celebrate a traditional Stockroom SeXmas with us this weekend in Los Angeles!

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Save up to 75% on latex clothing, sex toys, DVDs, books, and BDSM gear, be sure to stop in during the most festive of Rummage Sales! You’re sure to find something for everyone on your naughty list!

What: The Stockroom’s Annual SeXmas Rummage Sale

When: This Saturday & Sunday, December 13 & 14 from 11am to 6pm

Where: Next door to our Silver Lake Retail Boutique 2809 1/2 W. Sunset Blvd Los Angeles, CA 90026

Special Offer –

Want to relive the magic of staying up late and getting your presents hot off of Santa’s sleigh? Enter our contest to win a special early admission to our VIP Rummage Sale Preview on Friday, December 12! This contest ends 11:59PM Wednesday, December 10, and winners will be contacted by noon on Thursday, December 11! Enter below for your chance to win:

This Weekend In Los Angeles – Our Annual Haunted Rummage Sale Returns!

It’s baaaaack – Our annual Haunted Rummage Sale returns from the aether again this weekend!

Thrills and chills await in our deviously devised discount den of depravity, full of sexy samples, irregular and limited edition items, deadstock and more on sale for up to 90% off their original prices.

Want to know more? Come by this Saturday and Sunday and experience it for yourself!

What: Stockroom’s Annual Haunted Rummage Sale

When: October 18 and 19 11am-6pm

Where: Next door to our Silver Lake Retail Boutique 2809 1/2 W. Sunset Blvd Los Angeles, CA 90026

Special Offer –

Want a chance to take a sneak peek at what’s being offered? Enter our contest to win a special early admission to our VIP Rummage Sale Preview on Friday, October 17! This contest ends 11:59PM Wednesday, October 15, and winners will be contacted by noon on Thursday, October 16! Enter below for your chance to win:

Stockroom University Special Event – “Master of O” with Ernest Greene and Nina Hartley

Join us this Friday night, September 12, for An Evening with The Master of O featuring a reading, Q&A, and book signing with author Ernest Greene and his wife and muse, Nina Hartley!

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Be sure to be a part of this exciting night with us!

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Stockroom University Event – Cock Confidence

We’ve got an amazing and unique event this week next door to our Silver Lake boutique!

Cock Confidence: Strap-On Psychology and Technology with Sinclair SexSmith on September 11, 2014 from 7:00-9:00PM

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The Stockroom Sinks Its Teeth Into Dragula

No one throws a party like the Boulet Brothers, and our diabolical party crew was thrilled to dance the night away at their One Year Dragula Anniversary party!

A huge thanks to everyone that came out and made this the best Dragula yet!

A Night At The Circus

Okay, it was actually the latest Black Unicorn theme party Psycho Sex Circus, but that doesn’t mean we didn’t bring all the three-ring magic we could muster to the soirée!

The Stockroom was out in full force with our usual bag of tricks and treats, including a full spanking station with a St. Andrew’s Cross, riding crops, paddles, and floggers for some big time big top fun.

Behold: