May is National Masturbation Month!
Not that we need an excuse to stick our hands in our pants on a regular basis, but May is National Masturbation Month. National Masturbation Month was created by the Good Vibrations retail store in San Francisco following the firing of U.S. Surgeon General Dr. Joycelyn Elders in 1994 for suggesting that information about [...]
Stockroom Easter Egg Hunt! Win A Leather Bunny Hood or $250 Gift Certificate!
If there’s one thing we love about Easter it’s the thought of a giant bunny sneaking into our homes in the wee hours of the morning and leaving you delicious sweets and treats crammed in secret places! We honor this tradition of fun and furry home invasion with our own annual Stockroom Easter Egg [...]
Brand New Stock Of Stainless Steel Toys & Gear!
We’ve just added a ton of beautiful, sexy and sleek new stainless-steel toys and gear to our site and can’t wait to share all the goodies with all of you! Not only is stainless-steel classy, elegant looking, and can be used with any kind of lube, but it’s non-porous and super easy to clean with [...]
Give A Little, Gain A Little For Lent
Few things in life are as predictable as the arc of the season of Lent: Beginning with overindulgence on Mardi Gras, followed by a season of pensive reflection fueled by self-denial and watching fast food restaurants hype their fishwich offerings. One of the more popular Lenten sacrifices is sexual release. Denial is, by definition, difficult. [...]
Brand New 2012 Stockroom University Classes!
Stockroom University is back in action with a brand new line up of exciting guests and classes! Kicking off the new year is an inspiring class with the infamous Buck Angel. Buck will be sharing his moving personal life story and the process of his gender transition from female to male, while challenging the audience’s [...]
11 Sex Toys Seemingly Designed to Ruin Sex
Today’s video comes from Cracked.com, known for their hilarious commentaries on a variety of completely random topics (Like the Luxury Sex Products List and the Totally True Sex Facts List). We sexual deviants here at Stockroom see the “terrifying toys to torture your sex life” as simply fun stuff to have in your bedroom treasure [...]
Buck Angel Speaks Out About Girl Scout Boycott
You may have seen the articles and news stories floating around the internet this past week discussing the topic of a particular Girl Scout calling for a boycott of Girl Scouts and Girl Scout Cookies on the basis of the organization allowing a transgendered child to join. A good friend of Stockroom, adult actor, motivational [...]
The Brand New Stockroom 2012 Catalog Is Here!
We’re happy to announce that we’ve just released our brand spanking new 2012 edition catalog! This beautiful 71 page, full-color issue, featuring the ever alluring Dutch Playboy model Ancilla Tilia in our patented Latex Bolero on the cover, is packed with brand new items, classic gear & hot photos to fulfill your every want and [...]
The 12 Days of SEXmas – A Holiday Song!
We have a special holiday gift for you all in the form of song, direct from our pals, The Crockett Feldman Explosion! Listen at a loud and proud volume and have yourself a merry little SEXmas!! [Audio clip: view full post to listen] On the first day of SEXmas, my Dear Domme sent to me [...]
seXMAS is Here! It’s Time To Stock Up For The Winter!
It’s been said over and over and it’s still so true. Those sweaters. That self-help book. Those hand-made plates. The thought is nice, but seriously. It’s not what they want. It’s not what YOU want. You and your loved ones want something you can actually USE. And we at Stockroom know what you can use. [...]
Casting Picks Announced for Wolverine XXX and X-Men XXX
Everyone has a little nerd in them. Don’t deny it. And nowadays, it’s cooler than ever to let your nerd flag fly. That’s why it feels so right to be seeing that the infamous Axel Braun has just started casting on his upcoming production of WOLVERINE XXX and X-MEN XXX. We’re beside ourselves with [...]
Playboy’s List Of The Hottest Sex Shops Around the World
Playboy.com posted a list of their votes for the Hottest Sex Shops Around the World and we’re flattered and honored to see that they’ve voted us as one of their favorites! See all the lovely things they said about us and check out the rest of the article for tips on where to stop [...]
Thanksgiving Sale! Amazing Savings and FREE SHIPPING!
The holiday season has come upon us quickly and it’s now time to prepare ourselves for stuffing and keeping warm indoors with loved ones. We’re here to help you get ready for what’s ahead with a Thanksgiving Sale filled with lots of our favorite goodies and as an added thank you to all of you [...]
Five Funky Ideas for Halloween High Jinks
We’re proud to present a guest blog from one of our favorite overall awesome people, Juli Crockett. She’s a playwright and theater director, retired (undefeated) professional boxer and amateur champion and lead singer of the alternative country band, The Evangenitals. Let her guide you down the path of enlightenment for ideas on a truly memorable Halloween [...]
TSA Leaves Freaky Note In Bag After Finding Sex Toy
“This is what TSA will do when they inspect a bag you checked and find a, um, ‘personal item,’” wrote Feministe blogger Jill Filipovic after Transportation Administration luggage screeners noticed a vibrator in her bag and decided to wish her well with that. “Get your freak on girl” is scribbled across the insert travelers find [...]
Halloween Is Almost Here! Costume ideas?
Ringmaster and Air Force outfits by Syren Latex, Nurse photo from JadeVixen.com, Vader photo from SuicideGirls. October has rolled in and it’s almost time for one of our favorite holidays, Halloween! The awesome time of year when you can be as creative and naughty and sexy and silly as you’d like! Imaginations run wild [...]
Featured New Product: Mike’s Spikes
A brand new addition to the Stockroom product line is the Mike’s Spikes CBT device. The interior of this locking stainless-steel beauty is covered with adjustable sharp or blunt-tipped allen screws, perfect for going medieval on your cock! Each of the screws is depth adjustable or removal all together, so you choose how sharp the [...]
Hysteria 2011 Trailer – Where Did Vibrators REALLY Come From?
A new romantic comedy starring Maggie Gyllenhaal, Hugh Dancy and Rupert Everett, about the invention of the vibrator. I don’t know about all of you, but I can’t wait for this film! Now, if you’ll excuse me…
Joan Who Crawled Across London With a Candle Up Her Butt
[originally posted on thehairpin.com] A badass 17th century lady named Joan won a bet. Shameless Joan Or, the Old Woman of Finsbury, WHO Went through the City upon all four, with a lighted Candle in her Back-side, and scared the Watch who was amaz’d at that dismal sight. To the Tune of, Jealous Lover. You [...]
Caption Contest! Make Us Laugh, Win Free Stuff!
It’s time again for another one of our caption contests! Take a look at the photo posted here. Come up with a caption. As silly or dirty or fucked up as you’d like. Post your comment here. All submissions will be viewable in the comments section and we will publicly announce only the name of [...]
Nobuyoshi Araki’s Bondage Polaroids of Lady Gaga
Acclaimed Japanese photographer and contemporary artist Nobuyoshi Araki photographed Lady Gaga in a series of seedy bondage Polaroids for Vogue Homme Japan. The full collection of 8 photos can be seen here: http://www.artinfo.com/news/story/38477/see-nobuyoshi-arakis-bondage-polaroids-of-lady-gaga/ and in the full spread and article in the September 2011 issue of Vogue Homme Japan.
Gear Up For Folsom Sale!
It’s time again for our Gear Up For Folsom Sale! We put together an awesome collection of items that are perfect for stocking up for the trek to the Folsom Street Fair in San Fransisco on Sept 25th, or if you’re just looking to end your summer right. Save up to 50% on selected items!
“Born Villian” – New Film By Marilyn Manson & Shia LaBeouf
Friend of Stockroom, Miss Crash stars in the disturbing and extremely hot teaser video for the new Marilyn Manson album, “Born Villian”, directed by Transformers star Shia LaBeouf. It’s full of fun stuff like medical play, amputees, domination, shearing, strap-ons, piercing play, suspensions and lots more! Manson had this to say about this video: “‘Born [...]
Man Steals Truck & Sex Toy – A Smashing Good Time
Apparently the economy makes people do some wacky things for their needs. According to a news article from Metro UK, a man from Ohio stole a truck from a nearby recycling lot and used it to smash into a local adult store and steal an $800 sex toy described as a “makeshift vagina” before being [...]
