We’ll be bringing out all our goodies: cock toys, latex clothing, lubes and lotions, lock ups and tie-downs and so much more. Stock up on sexy stuff for the Folsom Fair, or for after-party play!
We can’t wait to see all your deviant faces (and the rest of you) there!
There is an infamous quote by John Waters that we love terribly.
“We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them.” — John Waters
That sentiment definitely rings true for us. Reading is sexy. And there’s plenty of sexy things to read about.
We’re all aware of the trend that’s recently swept the nation, 50 Shades of Grey. Whether you love it or hate it, you have to admit that it’s turned a lot of vanilla people to investigating the sexier side of books; We’re talking about something with a little more meat than some random romance novel baring a cover with a shirtless Fabio riding a unicorn through a forest, hair seductively blowing in the wind. Not dissing unicorns though, just to make that clear.
No dude, it's cool.
So whether you’re someone who’s only recently started investigating, or you’re someone who’s been in the scene for a while, there’s plenty of awesome literature for you.
If you’re looking for more S&M themed erotica, why not start with one of de Sade’s classics, like Justine or the 120 Days of Sodom? Looking to learn a little more about how to win those dressage events at the Olympics? Check out The Human Pony. In the mood for the perfect overview of the stunning spectrum of human sexuality? Let Violet Blue or Midori be your tour guide on a journey of sensual sociology. There’s pages and pages of options for you to lose yourself in with your imagination. No unicorns for now though. Although we’re working on it. And accepting submissions.
Take advantage of our Summer Reading Sale and snag a bag full of books to tease the senses for cheap!
The porn director known for lavish costuming, sets, detail and storylines, Axel Braun is doing it again with the upcoming release of Dark Knight XXX.
I’ll spare you the “something is rising” pun and get right into the dirty details.
We’ve had Batman/Dark Knight porn parodies before but none compare to the awesome that is Braun’s vision (complete with loved characters you won’t even find in the mainstream version). Critics and reviewers have been describing certain aspects (*coughCatWomencough*) as possibly better that the actual, mainstream film!
There’s unfortunately no official site for me to link you to for full details on this film, but I’ll gladly share with you cast photos and the epic trailer.
Giovanni Francesco as Batman / Bruce Wayne, Penny Pax as Batgirl, Andy San Dimas as Kathy Kane, Dani Jensen as Poison Ivy, Aiden Ashley as Catwoman, Christy Mack as Zatanna, Derrick Pierce as Bane, Brendan Miller as the Joker, Tom Byron as James Gordon, Brian StreetTeam as Nightwing, and Clarke Kent as John Constantine.
In case you were curious, this film is set to release July 20th, exactly the same date as the theatrical release of Christopher Nolan’s official version. Celebrate by going to see Nolan’s version in theaters, then go home and finish the Bat-tastic night off right with Braun’s version.
Not that we need an excuse to stick our hands in our pants on a regular basis, but May is National Masturbation Month.
National Masturbation Month was created by the Good Vibrations retail store in San Francisco following the firing of U.S. Surgeon General Dr. Joycelyn Elders in 1994 for suggesting that information about masturbation should be included in sex education courses.
Although it originally started as a form of protest and social activism, it has quickly evolved into an overall campaign to promote sexual health and the benefits of “doin’ it yourself”. No longer should people be ashamed of taking hold of their own bodies and experiencing pleasure and discovery!
In 1999, the Masturbate-a-thon was started as a sexual health fundraiser and sexual health awareness campaign and has quickly spread across the country and even the globe. Check out the stats on some of these events here! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbate-a-thon
Masturbation not only feels great, but it lets you discover all your specific buttons and hot spots to share with others, is a great stress reliever, helps with ejaculation control, boosts your sexual confidence, promotes prostate health, and can even help with stabilizing your overall mood due to depression, insomnia and PMS symptoms!
What does that mean for you? Celebrate the holiday! Do it loud, do it proud, and get in touch with those sensitive bits betwixt your legs!
If there’s one thing we love about Easter it’s the thought of a giant bunny sneaking into our homes in the wee hours of the morning and leaving you delicious sweets and treats crammed in secret places! We honor this tradition of fun and furry home invasion with our own annual Stockroom Easter Egg Hunt.
Enter for a chance to win one of our original Bunny Hoods, available in your choice of white or black, and our bonus contest for a chance to win a $250 Gift Certificate!
There’s several ways to enter, some with little or no effort, so what are you waiting for? Get some free stuff!
Even if you don’t win the grand prize, everyone who enters will get something for participating!
Check out our contest page for full details and rules and GOOD LUCK!
We’ve just added a ton of beautiful, sexy and sleek new stainless-steel toys and gear to our site and can’t wait to share all the goodies with all of you!
Not only is stainless-steel classy, elegant looking, and can be used with any kind of lube, but it’s non-porous and super easy to clean with only soap and water!
We’ve got vaginal balls with chains, perfect for tightening up those kegel muscles for a tighter grip and more intense sensation during sex.
This heavy duty, extra wide butt plug has a sturdy base for hands-free play and will completely fill your ass once you slide it in.
The Anchor w/ Rope Hook is a steel rope bondage tool that can be used anally or vaginally. The bar with ball attachment can be moved anywhere along the bar and the bar comes with two hoops on either either to rope up and keep that toy and partner in place!
Fashioned like fancy silver chopsticks, these nipple sticks are a tricky little toy made to pinch the nipples intensely with an rubber grip in the center to vary the level of pain you want.
Get your hands (and other body parts) on these tasty new toys and lots more over at our new products section now!
Few things in life are as predictable as the arc of the season of Lent: Beginning with overindulgence on Mardi Gras, followed by a season of pensive reflection fueled by self-denial and watching fast food restaurants hype their fishwich offerings. One of the more popular Lenten sacrifices is sexual release.
Denial is, by definition, difficult. If it were easy to give something up, it wouldn’t be giving it up, it would just be not doing something, and not doing something is easy. Until someone tells you you can’t. Then that tiny little rebellious spark of desire starts to grow and grow and you end up on an all night fap-a-thon watching YouTube megamixes of L’eggs commercials from the ‘80s.
Don’t judge me.
But I digress. While we typically pride ourselves on being the apple-bearers of temptation and vice, we do also offer a stunning array of orgasm denial and chastity devices for your…um, pleasure seems like the wrong word here. Enjoyment? No. Just wait. It’ll come. You won’t, though.
Depending on what you’re into, we do offer a lot of options for keeping it on lockdown.
For short-term denial, try a head ring with the accurately named sperm stopper, or one of our more popular insertables, the Lightweight Solid Penis Plug.
The stylish Curve offers you the opportunity to lock up tight for extended wear and is perfect for the larger man.
Bon4 is a flexible silicone chastity toy for men that offers more comfort and discretion, but is tear proof and virtually impossible to get into without the key.
If what you’re looking for is a little tough love, the Spike Cage may be right for you. Sharp spikes line the inside of this metal chastity device, warning you that you’ll be punished for any extra excitement in your day.
The Penis Prison w/ Pin Prick lining offers a touch of comfort and a touch of pain at the same time. This zip-up pouch stuffs away the goodies, but is lined with sharp pin pricks to remind you to be a good boy.
At the other end (heh) is our array of anal chastity devices, including the terrifying Ultimate Asslock, which was featured on FX’s American Horror Story episode filmed in our own Silver Lake boutique.
We also offer several fashionable female chastity devices, though none are recommended for long term wear. We’re currently looking into possibilities in that area, so if you have any suggestions, please leave them in the comments below.
We hope this list helps you with your goals this Lent! Good Luck!
Stockroom University is back in action with a brand new line up of exciting guests and classes!
Kicking off the new year is an inspiring class with the infamous Buck Angel. Buck will be sharing his moving personal life story and the process of his gender transition from female to male, while challenging the audience’s notion of what makes someone a man or a woman.
Tickets for this class are available here:
Stockroom University: The Buck Angel Effect
You can also purchase tickets at the door, day of the event.
In February, we’ll be jump-starting your heart with ZAP! Electric Toy Play, hosted by Ken Melvoin-Berg.
This class will involve the ins and outs of all toys that use direct or indirect electric stimulation to the human body. We will look at the correct use, safety, medical issues, hygiene and alternate uses for a variety of toys including the Neon Wand and violet wands, as well as a TENS unit and all the attachments that go along with it.
Tickets for this class are available here:
Stockroom University: ZAP! Electric Toy Play
You can also purchase tickets at the door, day of the event as well.
Today’s video comes from Cracked.com, known for their hilarious commentaries on a variety of completely random topics (Like the Luxury Sex Products List and the Totally True Sex Facts List).
We sexual deviants here at Stockroom see the “terrifying toys to torture your sex life” as simply fun stuff to have in your bedroom treasure chest. We like to think many of these are really designed to brighten up your sex life (although we’re a little unsure of the Pussy Snorkel)….
You may have seen the articles and news stories floating around the internet this past week discussing the topic of a particular Girl Scout calling for a boycott of Girl Scouts and Girl Scout Cookies on the basis of the organization allowing a transgendered child to join.
A good friend of Stockroom, adult actor, motivational speaker, educator and overall LGBT icon Buck Angel recently posted a video on the subject and we’d love to share it with all of you!
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