Stockroom “Worst Valentine’s Date Ever” Contest – Tales Continue!

Another day, another holiday horror story from our faithful followers! In fact, 2 of them! These tickled our fancy enough that we wanted to share them with you!

Think you can beat these mortifying memories with your own cautionary recollection? Send your entries to contest@stockroom.com by 11:59PM PST Sunday night to be entered to win . . . → Read More: Stockroom “Worst Valentine’s Date Ever” Contest – Tales Continue!

Stockroom “Worst Valentine’s Date Ever” Contest – Entries Begin!

We’ve been loving all the Valentine’s Day contest entries we’ve received! We’ve all had lousy luck on that dastardly day, so we’re very sympathetic to your tales of woe! We’ve chosen a few of the choicest cuts so far to post here!

We will continue to pick some of the best entries as we receive . . . → Read More: Stockroom “Worst Valentine’s Date Ever” Contest – Entries Begin!

Winners of Our ‘What Would I Do If I Won a $250 Stockroom Gift Certificate’ Contest!

Thanks again to everyone who participated in our “What Would I Do if I Won a $250 Stockroom Gift Certificate Contest!” We truly enjoyed reading all of your entries and had an incredibly hard time choosing our winners. Below are the three winning entries for your reading pleasure. Enjoy, and don’t worry, we plan . . . → Read More: Winners of Our ‘What Would I Do If I Won a $250 Stockroom Gift Certificate’ Contest!

Stockroom Easter Egg Hunt! Win A Leather Bunny Hood or $250 Gift Certificate!

 

If there’s one thing we love about Easter it’s the thought of a giant bunny sneaking into our homes in the wee hours of the morning and leaving you delicious sweets and treats crammed in secret places! We honor this tradition of fun and furry home invasion with our own annual Stockroom Easter . . . → Read More: Stockroom Easter Egg Hunt! Win A Leather Bunny Hood or $250 Gift Certificate!

Caption Contest! Make Us Laugh, Win Free Stuff!

It’s time again for another one of our caption contests!

Take a look at the photo posted here. Come up with a caption. As silly or dirty or fucked up as you’d like. Post your comment here. All submissions will be viewable in the comments section and we will publicly announce only the name of . . . → Read More: Caption Contest! Make Us Laugh, Win Free Stuff!

Caption Contest – Be Clever, Get Free Stuff!

It’s finally Friday! Time to dive headfirst into a hopefully deviously productive weekend. We here at Stockroom thought it might be fun to celebrate the weekend with a quick little contest. It’s simple enough- Be funny. Be clever. If you’re the best at making us smile, we’ll reward you.

Here’s the nitty gritty: Take . . . → Read More: Caption Contest – Be Clever, Get Free Stuff!