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 Can't park there. Apparently the economy makes people do some wacky things for their needs.
According to a news article from Metro UK, a man from Ohio stole a truck from a nearby recycling lot and used it to smash into a local adult store and steal an $800 sex toy described as a “makeshift vagina” before being kind enough to return the truck back to the lot.
Strangely enough, this is not the first time something like this has happened to this shop. In 2009, a man drove his car through the back of the store to steal a sex toy before driving through the front.
Maybe Adultmart needs to invest in a moat.
Fascinating Fact: The term “blow job” comes from the Victorian times
Linguist think the sexual connotation of “blow job” evolved from “blowoff,” an expression meaning to finish off, to climax, to end. “Blowoff” in this sense is related to “blow off steam,” to put an end to a emotionally frustrating experience. When a prostitute gave a client a blow job she was helping him “blow off” the steam of sexual arousal. In the 1930s, street-walkers offered oral sex with the phrase “I’ll blow you off.” It suggests ‘I’ll cool you down,’ ‘I’ll release your steam.’
Some linguists think the term “blow job” evolved gradually from an eighteenth century European name for a prostitute, “blower” or “blowsy”. A popular name for penis at the time was “whorepipe,” and it is easy to see how the woman who played the instrument came to be called a “blower.”
It was also used to describe jet planes in World War Two and in Ancient Greece, the common slang for a blow job was “playing the flute”.
We are super excited to announce our brand new product, the ElectroErotic Neon Wand Kit!
It’s a new electro-stimulation wand similar to the other electro wands you may be familiar with, but never at such unheard of prices, which makes it affordable for those who have wanted to try, but have been afraid to invest in the big, expensive, complicated kits that were the only option before.
The electrodes produce either a beautiful purple or orange color, depending on which kit you purchase, and even is offered in European voltages!
This kick-ass product is being offered at $150 and we’re introducing it for a limited time only at a discounted price of $110!!!!
If you are a tried and true pro at electro-stimulation, or just a newbie with an interest that you’ve always wanted to pursue, we’ve got you covered.
See more details here: ElectroErotic Neon Wand Kit
It’s finally Friday! Time to dive headfirst into a hopefully deviously productive weekend. We here at Stockroom thought it might be fun to celebrate the weekend with a quick little contest.
It’s simple enough- Be funny. Be clever. If you’re the best at making us smile, we’ll reward you.
Here’s the nitty gritty:
Take a look at the photo posted here. Come up with a caption. As silly or dirty or fucked up as you’d like. Post your comment here. All submissions will be moderated and we will publicly announce only the name of the winner. The rest of your details will stay private 😉
You have the weekend to do your best and on Monday afternoon, we will pick our favorite and post it.
If you are chosen as the winner, your prize will be your choice of size/color of one of our signature Stockroom T-Shirts (scope out your prize here or here)
You have until Monday, Aug 15th at 10am.
Winner will be announced via blog/Facebook.
Submit your entries in the comments on this post and make sure to include your name, email and your Facebook if you have one.
Good luck!
Congrats on our winning caption, “Hope the TSA agent is cute!”. You’ve won a Stockroom Tshirt! Thanks again to all the entrants and keep an eye out for more contests in the near future!
Saturday August 20, 2011 6:00 – 9:00
Energy Exchange
Presented by: David Christopher
Tickets available here
Energy Exchange can make a great scene into a transcendent scene. Presenting both a How-To and a Why-To for establishing connection and creating a powerful exchange of energy during a scene; the deepest goals we can reach for, promoting growth spiritually and emotionally. Acted out through a variety of methods including abduction, whips, floggers, knives and blood play in the scene; all the while building the exchange between the players.
About the Facilitator:
David Christopher is a proud member of the Los Angeles BDSM, Fetish, and Leather community. Gaining an early love for the Flogger and the Knife, he has played with and learned from many of the most respected players and leaders in the Los Angeles community where he continues to learn and grow. A long standing member of the Lair de Sade, with past performances at Club Hell, and on the Island of Pain at Bondage Ball, he adds this event as his first public presentation.
Located next to our retail store.
Store address:
Stockroom/Syren
2809½ W. Sunset Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90026
As the mercury rises this summer, the hottest place to be is the Dog Days of Summer Sale at Stockroom.com! Get good and sweaty with some fun in the Sun, then cool off with a refreshing shower, or have a uniquely sexy tailgate party with all the right condiments! Take advantage of our sultry summertime savings today!
Get in on up to 50% off select items before these savings sizzle away!
According to alternet.org, there’s a whole lot of naughty going on in places like Roselawn, Indiana and Hurley, Wisconsin. Who would have guessed?
Check out this list of the Top 10 Kinkiest Cities in the USA, and the reasoning behind each one.
Book your Fall travels accordingly 😉
Alternet.org’s Top 10 Kinkiest Cities In America
America’s sexual pastimes have long been at odds with our puritanical roots. One such example of sexual contradiction is conservative Utah, which was found to be the largest consumer of online pornography a few years ago. Despite America’s sometimes shameful misgivings around sex, we can’t seem to keep it in our pants…
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Owner of killer bear chokes to death on sex toy
Sam Mazzola, 49, was found dead in his Columbia Station home on Sunday, face down on a water bed. He was bound to the bed with handcuffs, chains and padlocks, Lorain County Chief Deputy Coroner Dr. Frank Miller told the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Mazzola had a sex toy in his throat, which apparently obstructed his breathing, Miller said. He was also wearing a leather mask with the eyes and mouth zipped shut and a two-piece metal sphere covering his head, the coroner told The Morning Journal.
It cannot be stressed enough that when engaging in BDSM activities, you must take all precautions for your safety. So many little things can cause a big problem, so make sure you know what you’re doing and don’t make stupid mistakes. If your partner is engaging in an activity that obstructs breathing, NEVER EVER leave that person unattended.
Put them here, there, and everywhere! These screw-to-fasten body clamps, based on vintage surgical clamps from 1909, will have you walking a fine line between pleasure and pain! Use them on tongues, nipples, and lots of other fun sensitive areas.
More details here: http://www.stockroom.com/KinkLab-Mandible-R-Body-Clamps-P4620.aspx
Our sexy, innovative signature Bolero Straitjacket™ is now available for your pleasure in daring 30 gauge latex!
See more details: https://www.stockroom.com/latex-bolero-straitjacket-tm.html
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