Brand New 2012 Stockroom University Classes!

Stockroom University is back in action with a brand new line up of exciting guests and classes!


Kicking off the new year is an inspiring class with the infamous Buck Angel. Buck will be sharing his moving personal life story and the process of his gender transition from female to male, while challenging the audience’s notion of what makes someone a man or a woman.

Tickets for this class are available here:
Stockroom University: The Buck Angel Effect
You can also purchase tickets at the door, day of the event.

In February, we’ll be jump-starting your heart with ZAP! Electric Toy Play, hosted by Ken Melvoin-Berg.

This class will involve the ins and outs of all toys that use direct or indirect electric stimulation to the human body. We will look at the correct use, safety, medical issues, hygiene and alternate uses for a variety of toys including the Neon Wand and violet wands, as well as a TENS unit and all the attachments that go along with it.

Tickets for this class are available here:
Stockroom University: ZAP! Electric Toy Play
You can also purchase tickets at the door, day of the event as well.

11 Sex Toys Seemingly Designed to Ruin Sex

Today’s video comes from Cracked.com, known for their hilarious commentaries on a variety of completely random topics (Like the Luxury Sex Products List and the Totally True Sex Facts List).
We sexual deviants here at Stockroom see the “terrifying toys to torture your sex life” as simply fun stuff to have in your bedroom treasure chest. We like to think many of these are really designed to brighten up your sex life (although we’re a little unsure of the Pussy Snorkel)….

Please enjoy the video and when you’re done, head over to our site where you can stock up on all the “crazy” goods like the sperm stopper, parachute ball stretcher and the pleasure periscope.

What are some of your favorite “weird” sex toys? What are some toys that even you think are totally extreme?

Buck Angel Speaks Out About Girl Scout Boycott

You may have seen the articles and news stories floating around the internet this past week discussing the topic of a particular Girl Scout calling for a boycott of Girl Scouts and Girl Scout Cookies on the basis of the organization allowing a transgendered child to join.

A good friend of Stockroom, adult actor, motivational speaker, educator and overall LGBT icon Buck Angel recently posted a video on the subject and we’d love to share it with all of you!

The Brand New Stockroom 2012 Catalog Is Here!

We’re happy to announce that we’ve just released our brand spanking new 2012 edition catalog! This beautiful 71 page, full-color issue, featuring the ever alluring Dutch Playboy model Ancilla Tilia in our patented Latex Bolero on the cover, is packed with brand new items, classic gear & hot photos to fulfill your every want and need!
http://stockroom.com/Stockroom-Catalog-2012-P4033.aspx

The 12 Days of SEXmas – A Holiday Song!

We have a special holiday gift for you all in the form of song, direct from our pals, The Crockett Feldman Explosion! Listen at a loud and proud volume and have yourself a merry little SEXmas!!


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On the first day of SEXmas,
my Dear Domme sent to me
a red choker with an o-ring.

On the second day of SEXmas,
my Dear Domme sent to me
Two leather knee pads,
And a red choker with an o-ring.

On the third day of SEXmas,
my Dear Domme sent to me
Three Flicker whips,
Two leather knee pads,
And a red choker with an o-ring.

On the fourth day of SEXmas,
my Dear Domme sent to me
Four rabbit vibes,
Three Flicker whips,
Two leather knee pads,
And a red choker with an o-ring.

On the fifth day of SEXmas,
my Dear Domme sent to me
Five cock rings,
Four rabbit vibes,
Three Flicker whips,
Two knee pads,
And a red choker with an o-ring.

On the sixth day of SEXmas,
my Dear Domme sent to me
Six arm splints binding,
Five cock rings,
Four rabbit vibes,
Three Flicker whips,
Two knee pads,
And a red choker with an o-ring.

On the seventh day of SEXmas,
my Dear Domme sent to me
Seven lubes a-slipping,
Six arm splints binding,
Five cock rings,
Four rabbit vibes,
Three Flicker whips,
Two knee pads,
And a red choker with an o-ring.

On the eighth day of SEXmas,
my Dear Domme sent to me
Eight Rock Chicks rocking,
Seven lubes a-slipping,
Six arm splints binding,
Five cock rings,
Four rabbit vibes,
Three Flicker whips,
Two leather knee pads,
And a red choker with an o-ring.

On the ninth day of SEXmas,
my Dear Domme sent to me
Nine paddles slapping,
Eight Rock Chicks rocking,
Seven lubes a-slipping,
Six arm splints binding,
Five cock rings,
Four rabbit vibes,
Three Flicker whips,
Two knee pads,
And a red choker with an o-ring.

On the tenth day of SEXmas,
my Dear Domme sent to me
Ten neon wands a-shocking,
Nine paddles slapping,
Eight Rock Chicks rocking,
Seven lubes a-slipping,
Six arm splints binding,
Five cock rings,
Four rabbit vibes,
Three Flicker whips,
Two knee pads,
And a red choker with an o-ring.

On the eleventh day of SEXmas,
my Dear Domme sent to me
Eleven butt plugs plugging,
Ten wands a-shocking,
Nine paddles slapping,
Eight Rock Chicks rocking,
Seven lubes a-slipping,
Six arm splints binding,
Five cock rings,
Four rabbit vibes,
Three Flicker whips,
Two knee pads,
And a red choker with an o-ring.

On the twelfth day of SEXmas,
my Dear Domme sent to me
Twelve feather roses,
Eleven butt plugs plugging,
Ten wands a-shocking,
Nine paddles slapping,
Eight Rock Chicks rocking,
Seven lubes a-slipping,
Six arm splints binding,
Five cock rings,
Four rabbit vibes,
Three Flicker whips,
Two leather knee pads,
And a red choker with an o-ring!

Visit our SEXmas sale and put that special someone on the naughty list!

seXMAS is Here! It’s Time To Stock Up For The Winter!

It’s been said over and over and it’s still so true.

Those sweaters. That self-help book. Those hand-made plates. The thought is nice, but seriously. It’s not what they want. It’s not what YOU want. You and your loved ones want something you can actually USE. And we at Stockroom know what you can use.

That’s why we’ve put together our holiday seXMAS Sale! We’ve packed it with super savings on all the goodies to keep you and your loved ones warm at night. We’ve got a fierce collection of select whips, cuffs, hoods, stretchers, toys and much MUCH more at over 50% off!

 

Get in on the sale soon and we’ll have your stockings stuffed and treats under your tree just in time for the holidays!

Stockroom seXMAS 2011 Sale! 

Casting Picks Announced for Wolverine XXX and X-Men XXX

 

Everyone has a little nerd in them. Don’t deny it. And nowadays, it’s cooler than ever to let your nerd flag fly. That’s why it feels so right to be seeing that the infamous Axel Braun has just started casting on his upcoming production of WOLVERINE XXX and X-MEN XXX.

We’re beside ourselves with pervy geek excitement over the casting of  some of the most highly anticipated characters in the film, which is bound to be one of the biggest porn releases of 2012!
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Playboy’s List Of The Hottest Sex Shops Around the World

 

Playboy.com posted a list of their votes for the Hottest Sex Shops Around the World and we’re flattered and honored to see that they’ve voted us as one of their favorites!

See all the lovely things they said about us and check out the rest of the article for tips on where to stop along the way in your travels.

http://www.playboy.com/nightlife/the-hottest-sex-shops-around-the-world

 

Thanksgiving Sale! Amazing Savings and FREE SHIPPING!

The holiday season has come upon us quickly and it’s now time to prepare ourselves for stuffing and keeping warm indoors with loved ones.

We’re here to help you get ready for what’s ahead with a Thanksgiving Sale filled with lots of our favorite goodies and as an added thank you to all of you for being amazing customers, we’re introducing FREE SHIPPING for all orders over $69.

Gobble, gobble!

Gobble, gobble!

Five Funky Ideas for Halloween High Jinks

 

We’re proud to present a guest blog from one of our favorite overall awesome people, Juli Crockett. She’s a playwright and theater director, retired (undefeated) professional boxer and amateur champion and lead singer of the alternative country band, The Evangenitals.

Let her guide you down the path of enlightenment for ideas on a truly memorable Halloween costume.

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