Caption Contest – Be Clever, Get Free Stuff!

It’s finally Friday! Time to dive headfirst into a hopefully deviously productive weekend. We here at Stockroom thought it might be fun to celebrate the weekend with a quick little contest.
It’s simple enough- Be funny. Be clever. If you’re the best at making us smile, we’ll reward you.

Here’s the nitty gritty:
Take a look at the photo posted here. Come up with a caption. As silly or dirty or fucked up as you’d like. Post your comment here. All submissions will be moderated and we will publicly announce only the name of the winner. The rest of your details will stay private 😉
You have the weekend to do your best and on Monday afternoon, we will pick our favorite and post it.
If you are chosen as the winner, your prize will be your choice of size/color of one of our signature Stockroom T-Shirts (scope out your prize here or here)

You have until Monday, Aug 15th at 10am.
Winner will be announced via blog/Facebook.
Submit your entries in the comments on this post and make sure to include your name, email and your Facebook if you have one.

Good luck!

Congrats on our winning caption, “Hope the TSA agent is cute!”. You’ve won a Stockroom Tshirt! Thanks again to all the entrants and keep an eye out for more contests in the near future!

Stockroom University Los Angeles Energy Exchange with David Christopher!

Saturday August 20, 2011 6:00 – 9:00
Energy Exchange
Presented by: David Christopher
Tickets available here

Energy Exchange can make a great scene into a transcendent scene. Presenting both a How-To and a Why-To for establishing connection and creating a powerful exchange of energy during a scene; the deepest goals we can reach for, promoting growth spiritually and emotionally. Acted out through a variety of methods including abduction, whips, floggers, knives and blood play in the scene; all the while building the exchange between the players.

About the Facilitator:

David Christopher is a proud member of the Los Angeles BDSM, Fetish, and Leather community. Gaining an early love for the Flogger and the Knife, he has played with and learned from many of the most respected players and leaders in the Los Angeles community where he continues to learn and grow. A long standing member of the Lair de Sade, with past performances at Club Hell, and on the Island of Pain at Bondage Ball, he adds this event as his first public presentation.

Located next to our retail store.
Store address:
Stockroom/Syren
2809½ W. Sunset Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90026

Dog Days of Summer Sale

As the mercury rises this summer, the hottest place to be is the Dog Days of Summer Sale at Stockroom.com! Get good and sweaty with some fun in the Sun, then cool off with a refreshing shower, or have a uniquely sexy tailgate party with all the right condiments! Take advantage of our sultry summertime savings today!

Get in on up to 50% off select items before these savings sizzle away!

What’s Going On In YOUR Neighborhood?

According to alternet.org, there’s a whole lot of naughty going on in places like Roselawn, Indiana and Hurley, Wisconsin. Who would have guessed?

Check out this list of the Top 10 Kinkiest Cities in the USA, and the reasoning behind each one.
Book your Fall travels accordingly 😉

Alternet.org’s Top 10 Kinkiest Cities In America

America’s sexual pastimes have long been at odds with our puritanical roots. One such example of sexual contradiction is conservative Utah, which was found to be the largest consumer of online pornography a few years ago. Despite America’s sometimes shameful misgivings around sex, we can’t seem to keep it in our pants…
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BDSM Safety – Living Is Awesome

Owner of killer bear chokes to death on sex toy

Sam Mazzola, 49, was found dead in his Columbia Station home on Sunday, face down on a water bed. He was bound to the bed with handcuffs, chains and padlocks, Lorain County Chief Deputy Coroner Dr. Frank Miller told the Cleveland Plain Dealer.

Mazzola had a sex toy in his throat, which apparently obstructed his breathing, Miller said. He was also wearing a leather mask with the eyes and mouth zipped shut and a two-piece metal sphere covering his head, the coroner told The Morning Journal.

It cannot be stressed enough that when engaging in BDSM activities, you must take all precautions for your safety. So many little things can cause a big problem, so make sure you know what you’re doing and don’t make stupid mistakes. If your partner is engaging in an activity that obstructs breathing, NEVER EVER leave that person unattended.

Featured New Product: KinkLab Mandible® Body Clamps

Put them here, there, and everywhere! These screw-to-fasten body clamps, based on vintage surgical clamps from 1909, will have you walking a fine line between pleasure and pain! Use them on tongues, nipples, and lots of other fun sensitive areas.

More details here: http://www.stockroom.com/KinkLab-Mandible-R-Body-Clamps-P4620.aspx

Featured New Product: Latex Bolero Straitjacket™

Our sexy, innovative signature Bolero Straitjacket™ is now available for your pleasure in daring 30 gauge latex!

See more details: https://www.stockroom.com/latex-bolero-straitjacket-tm.html

We-Vibe II: Just a Couple’s Toy? Not.

The very first question I ask about any toy is, “How many ways can I fuck this?”

This was an important question for me to ask with the We-Vibe II. It has been applauded far and wide as one of the best heterosexual couple’s toys out there. The C-shaped toy has a very soft neck at the center, with two powerful motors on each tip. It is designed to deliver vibrations at to the G spot and the clit simultaneously. It stays in place so a male partner can then penetrate the vagina, putting even more pressure on the G spot, and he gets the added sensation of the vibrator as well. It delivers layers, upon layers of sensation. Search youtube and you’ll find cute straight couples singing its praises.

But what if you are not heterosexual? What if you are single? And what if you have a tight pussy? Just because it’s marketed in a rather singular way, don’t let that stop you from exploring this little masterpiece.

For example, I don’t have a very accommodating pussy. And I have immensely strong pelvic muscles so inserting this toy along with my partner and it’s not pleasurable, it’s actually painful in all the wrong ways. Using it alone however was awesome. It’s hands free, so I could read erotica or use my hands in other creative ways while it sent waves of sensation through my pelvis. And I could rock it back and forth with my finger for even more sensation.

Then I took it one step further turned it into a perineum/butt toy! You can pop a condom on the small end and insert it in your butt, while the larger size goes in your vagina. This way it was gripping your perineum in a sort of six-pack grab. The perineum has erectile tissue and is the spot where all of your orgasmic muscles come together. An orgasm is a series of involuntary muscular contractions, which means the perineum is ground zero for orgasms. A We-Vibe used in this way is amazing!

If you are into rope play, it would be rather easy to secure a We-Vibe in any body or pelvis harness. Simply slip the end of your rope through the neck of the toy once it is inserted into her body.

You might also consider looping the We-Vibe around his cock, over the top or under the balls, during solo play or while giving him oral. Depending upon his shape and size, you may be able to deliver vibrations into the root of his penis and his perineum as well.

Specs: Available in red or purple. Fits in the palm of your hand. About 3.25 inches from neck to tip. Indented push button controllers on the external tip. Two very quiet motors with nine functions that are best described as low, high, wave, throb, pulse, ramp, tease, ascend, and cha-cha. No batteries required because it is rechargeable. Each charge lasts about 2 hours. Premium silicone, so water-based lube is recommended.

Clean it: It is made of body-safe silicone. Waterproof which means you can wash it in the sink with soap and water. Submerging in water is not recommended. Store it in the silk pouch which is shipped with it.