7 Sexy Halloween Costumes: Kinky Twists on Classic Favorites

Halloween is a fantastic time of year full of trickery, childlike excitement, and shoving fistfuls of candy in your mouth in between bouts of consuming every possible product on the market with the words “pumpkin spice” on the label.

Halloween is also the time of year when you get to don your scariest, sexiest, most “on the streets” daring outfits, and get into mischief in the darkness of night. But more importantly, WHAT TO WEAR!?

We’re here to help with some handy suggestions of costumes to get you from the house parties to after-parties when it’s time to do some moaning and groaning of your own! (Added bonus, most of these feature products discounted in our Halloween Sale.)

• Miss Diagnosis
You know what’s missing from most mental health facilities? A bodacious set of ta-tas.
The nurse costume is a classic favorite and frankly, a costume many people look forward to every year. The idea of some delicious vixen taking care of our every need is quite a delight and that cold medical steel feels oh, so good against warm skin.

Latex Garter Dress

Latex Garter Dress

Fishnet Stockings

Latex Exam Gloves

Clyster Syringe

Nurse Handbag

• In The Doghouse
Someone’s been a naughty puppy. Messes on the floor. Chewed up shoes. Late newspapers. Better bring that pooch in line or it’s back to the pound. We also sell deluxe puppy kennel cages. Hint, hint, Fido. Hint, hint.

Dog Hood

Dog Hood

Puppy Fist Mitts

Puppy Fist Mitts

 Doggie Bone Gag

Doggie Bone Gag

 Chain Leash

Chain Leash

 Leather Knee Pads

Leather Knee Pads

• Hell Horse
“The horsemen cometh and you shall too” This little pony went…TO HELL and came back a full-fledged Satanic Stallion. You may need a set of red LEDs or red contact lenses for the full effect, but, as with most costumes, what really sells this outfit is attitude.

Ponytail Anal Plug

Ponytail Anal Plug

Latex Pony Boots

Latex Pony Boots

Pony Head Bridle

Pony Head Bridle

 Waist Cincher

Waist Cincher

 Bust Harness

Bust Harness

• Raccoon Mario
Two Italian Men in a fantasy world, action and adventure AND the power of flight. You can’t really go wrong here. We’ll leave it to you to supply your own definitions for intriguing terms d’art like “Warp Whistle”, “Fire Flower” and “Dark World” Please check your state and local statutes before attempting anything you’d refer to as “The Hammer Brothers.”

Foxtail Anal Plug

Foxtail Anal Plug

 Latex Chaps

Latex Chaps

 Rubber Muir Cap

Rubber Muir Cap

 Latex Suspenders

Latex Suspenders

• After-School Special
Much more entertaining than “Debbie Does Midterms: The Hidden Dangers of Caffeine Addiction” this delinquent disguise is just the thing to get that bad boy (or girl) to give you a ride on their Harley and more. Cut to: A montage of windswept hair through city streets set to “Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us” by Starship. Do we have to keep going? (If you’re feeling too risqué, feel free to throw on a white button-down shirt for a little extra coverage.)

Leather Pasties

Leather Pasties

 Lolly Crop

Lolly Crop

 ThighHighs w/ Bow

ThighHighs w/ Bow

 Leather Mini Skirt

Leather Mini Skirt

• WAY Beyond The Thunderdome
“Two men enter…” sounds like a great set up to a story we’d love to be involved in. We’ll let you argue about who gets to be Master and who gets to be Blaster, unless being Tina Turner is more your thing (And whose wouldn’t it be?) For any post-Apocalyptic fantasy, you’ll need the right gear to survive and thrive in the blasted wasteland (or your bedroom. You really should clean that up.) Complete this look with your favorite pair of black boots!

 Leather Apron

Leather Apron

 Military Gas Mask

Military Gas Mask

 Fuck Saw

Fuck Saw

 Latex Gloves

Latex Gloves

• Abbie Normal
When you positively can’t keep those depraved thoughts at bay, a lock up and shake down may be just what the doctor ordered. Bite down on the towel and prepare for the shock treatment, it’s about to get rough.

 Ankle Shackles

Ankle Shackles

 Punisher Muzzle

Punisher Muzzle

Leather Straitjacket

Leather Straitjacket

And if all else fails, toss on some good old fashioned chains and padlocks and stir up some moral judgment as Jacob Marley’s ghost! *clang, drag, clang*

Our Halloween Sale and National Kink Month Sale run until the end of October – get creative and save!

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