Stockroom Holiday Gift Guide

Along with the traditional elements such as sucking down eggnog and creating elaborate contingency diagrams for avoiding awkward exchanges with your relatives at family get-togethers, the holiday season is also about giving to your loved ones to show that you care and stuffing their stockings with something special…but where to begin?

We’d love to help you figure out how to find that perfect gift for that perfect person, so we’ve put together a collection of items sure to put a twinkle in the eye of the ones you adore.

Corporal Punishment was always a loose cannon. That’s why the brass left him to die in a tiger cage somewhere in the Samangan Province of Afghanistan. But he came back, and now he’s here to dispense justice with the aid of his trusty Fuck Saw and other implements of militant sexuality. Will his enhanced interrogation methods give him the response he craves – or can you resist his efforts to break you?
  • Fuck Saw
  • Prisoner Belt
  • Rubber Muir Cap
  • Rattan Cane (On Sale Now!)

Candy is dandy- so why not give your lover a treat? Turn the lights down low, get the sexy silk linens out of the closet, pour yourself a nice glass of Courvoisier and you’re in for a sticky sweet night of fun.
  • Patent Leather Bow Restraint (On Sale Now!)
  • Jawbreaker Gag
  • Body Wax Massage Candles (On Sale Now!)

Ladies, why settle for equality when you can have authority? Make him take it like a man with these tools for unleashing your inner goddess, whom, after centuries of subjugation, is doubtless in the mood for a little tussle.
  • Expert Guide to Pegging DVD
  • Ball Buster Paddle
  • Bend Over Harness Kit (On Sale Now!)

Dashing through the snow in nothing but a smile is one creative way to enjoy some holiday CBT cheer, but your neighbors might not be super thrilled. Might we instead suggest keeping warm indoors by the fire and playing with these stern cock and ball toys. These items will grip you vice tight with pleasure, instead of the cold steel of the policeman’s handcuffs as you get carted away for public indecency over a “snow-related misunderstanding”
  • Silicone Stud Lasso (On Sale Now!)
  • Well of Misery (On Sale Now!)
  • Torquemada Ball Crusher

Worried your slave might wander into the night and get taken to the stray sub’s den of inequity, adopted by some other mistress or master for their holiday harem? Make them jingle all the way with these melodious accessories. And remember, every time your slave gets a swat, an angel gets its wings.
  • Nipple Clamp w/ Bell
  • Metal Anklet w/ Slave Bells
  • Dancer’s Waist Chain w/ Slave Bells

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