Lube and Toy Cleaner Review: Getting Slippery with Frolic & Swiss Navy!

Thanks to Stockroom, I had the pleasure of testing both Swiss Navy’s All Natural Water Based Lube, and Frolic’s Sex Toy Lubricant for Women (added bonus: Swiss Navy’s Toy and Body Cleaner).  Do you know how hard it can be to conduct a lube test?  While, of course, using it during sex is ideal (two birds, one stone, etc.), the heat of the moment can get in the way of a evaluating a lube properly.  How can you concentrate on the details when the, uh, test run is going distractingly well?  It is too easy to fall into the what thing feels  good where instead of focusing on consistency and texture!

Swiss Navy’s biggest selling point for this lubricant is that it is all natural, as well as glycerin, paraben, and sugar free.  Swiss Navy has smart packaging that I absolutely loved; the lube has a locking pump that dispenses the lube quickly, easily, and tidily.  All you need is one available hand to get what you need!

Unfortunately, none of those positive qualities could compensate the texture of the lube itself, which was thin and extremely runny.  When using it with the iRide, it dissolved far too quickly, leaving me without the extra lubrication I wanted (especially when I was struggling to get comfortable with a complicated toy).  The swift absorption didn’t affect much when I was using it with a partner, fortunately, but the mess it made was huge!  The Swiss Navy lube is a big sloppy mess that doesn’t have any stick at all.

Although I do have sensitive skin, I haven’t had any problems with most of the lubes I’ve tried in the past.  As long as they don’t have a disastrous “massage heat” element to them, the soft parts of me are just fine.  That said, perhaps the Swiss Navy lube would be better suited to someone who has a history of sensitivity toward other types of water based lube; I could see what I perceive as major downsides being less important for someone who has fewer lubricant options overall.

For as disappointed as I was with Swiss Navy’s All Natural Water-Based Lube, their toy and body cleaner is divine. It’s anti-bacterial, anti-fungal, and anti-viral.  Like the lube, it comes in a delightfully simple, attractive package that makes the product easy to use.  Perhaps this is TMI (is there such a thing in a sex toy review?), but I used it to clean a toy of mine after being on my period, and it worked quickly to leave my toy clean, fresh, and new.

I also had the opportunity to try out Frolic’s Specialty Toy Lubricant for Women.  Although this lube is guilty of a somewhat infuriating marketing tactic (Whenever I encounter a product that is “specifically for women,” I find it immediately suspicious, especially in cases where it seems genital specific…I mean, hello, not all women have vaginas and not all vagina owners are women), I found it to be far more to my liking.

Frolic not only has the same easy pump as Swiss Navy, but has a nifty little cap that fits over the spout, and is also a water based, glycerin free lubricant.  The texture is wonderfully silky, and it held up well when using it both on the iRide and with a partner.  There was no issue at all in terms of lasting power, unlike the Swiss Navy lube.  Naturally, it was absorbed with use, but since it didn’t start off quite so thin, it wasn’t devastatingly noticeable. Frolic also has mastered that wonderful balance between thick and slick; the lube is not runny, but just sticky enough to stay where I needed it to be.

While the Swiss Navy lube is being relegated to the runner up position, Frolic has become a new favorite, and now lives beside my bed.  If you are looking for a silky water based lube, Frolic is worth a shot.  If there are those of you out there who have tried the Swiss Navy lube and felt differently about it, I’d love to hear from you in the comments!  Whenever I am dissatisfied with a product, especially for reasons that seem fussy, I am always interested in hearing about others’ experiences.

Even though National Masturbation Month is over, there is still plenty of time to get wet and frolic freely, so buy one of these babies and get on it! [And don't forget to pick up Swiss Navy's Toy and Body Cleaner for quick and easy clean up!]

5 Reasons Why You Should Try Tit Tuggers!

Try the Tit Tuggers today!

1. Set it and forget it: These clamps aren’t going anywhere once you attach them.

2. KISS (Keep It Simple, Sexy): Just clamp, twist, and tug. That’s all there is to it.

3. Intentional Intensity: You decide how far to take it – the more you twist the wing nut, the harder they pull!

4. One size fits all: Fits all nipple shapes and sizes, from itty bitty titties to giant juicy jugs; From mammaries to man-a-ries.

5. The intimidation factor: Just because they can be mild doesn’t mean they have to be. These will make the wearer’s eyes go as wide as saucers the first time they see them!

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Tenga Flip Hole Male Masturbator Video Review

When it comes to male masturbators, there are a lot of options and choosing the perfect one for you can be a lot of trial and error. In this review, I’ll explain why the unique and fun to use Tenga Flip Hole is one of my personal favorites! This toy, as well as other cock toys, vibrators, lube and more are available now as part of the Stockroom Masturbation Month Sale!


This is one of my favorite sex toys to demonstrate for people that are not familiar with male masturbators for a few reasons.

  • It’s freaking weird to look at

  • It is counter intuitive to use and has a learning curve

  • I jokingly tell people, after I open it up, that this is what a woman’s vagina looks like on the inside (really check this out, it looks like some Lovecraftian terror Elder Thing)

  • It is the best male masturbator out today (sorry Fleshlight)

  • And last, but certainly not least, it feels better than ass, mouth or pussy

For starters, this has a weird design that has two parts. The first part is a “U” shaped outer case that fits into a couple of grooves that takes some practice to get used to. The second part is the main toy itself, a hard plastic case with three buttons and a soft Thermo Plastic Elastomer (T.P.E.) squishy rubber-like material that is shaped like balls, nubblies and thingamabobs. Once you have figured out the basic mechanics of this toy, it works beautifully.

Put on your favorite porn. Get some lube. This toy does come with three bottles of lube that get used up fast; Mild, Real, and Wild Water based lubes made by Tenga. While toys are their strong suit, their lube is average at best. Any water based lube works great, I have also used silicone lube with my toy but I can’t promise that it won’t degrade the T.P.E after time. So use the water-based lube to be safe.

Next, lube up the outer rim and the inside of the toy. To suck the lube down the length of the Flip Hole, press the bottom button to create a vacuum and draw down the lube. Speaking of buttons, that is one of the best features of this toy. Starting from the point farthest away from the hole at the top, the bottom button is used to create suction and stimulate the head of the cock. The middle button is for suction. The top button is for a hard squeeze.

The Flip Hole comes in four colors; Black, Red, White and Silver. The differences are in the softness of the T.P.E. on the inside and the texture of the internal workings. I recommend the Black one. It feels the best of all four and it it is the only that isn’t too tight of a squeeze.

When you’re done, take the Flip Hole to the sink, remove the “U” shaped outer casing, unfold it in half then rinse out your baby batter and lube santorum. Clean the ridges and edges extra well and then let it air dry. Use a little cornstarch to add longevity. This thing is good for around 50 uses.

Pros of the Tenga Flip Hole
  • Best feeling sex toy out today, it really is amazing
  • Three button pressure/vacuum control
  • Lasts longer than manufacturer suggests (I beat the hell out of mine and I’m well over 200 uses)
  • Super tight but in a good way

Cons of the Tenga Flip Hole
  • Difficult to clean
  • Has a learning curve to use (especially the outer case)
  • The lube it comes with is so-so

If you liked this review check out the video I made that goes along with it. This toy is the best high end toy available for penises. It feels great and lasts a lot longer than they say. Of all the toys on the market today this is the one I advise all my male friends to buy for themselves or have a significant other purchase one for them as a gift.

G-Vibe Video Review: Enter To Win One Of Your Own!

Ducky Doolittle shares her impressions of the G-Vibe in this fun, informative video review! Don’t just take her word for it! Enter the contest for a chance to win one for yourself! (see contest details below)




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iRide Vibrator Review: Get In The Saddle

The iRide Vibrator from Doc Johnson is the new toy in town, and is appropriately named: it is a bubble-gum pink, saddle-shaped vibrator made to be literally ridden.

The toy has two separate vibrating components, each of which have their own independent on/off button, and buzz to varying speeds and intensities. One of the vibrators is a 4-inch phallus shaped insertable and the other is a rounded bump intended for clitorial stimulation. The toy’s body is curved so that the rider can hop on and rock their hips with greater ease… it’s like a rocking chair for your genitals!

Test out your own orgasmic limits with the iRide VibratorMasturbation doesn’t always have to be about replacing sex, but on occasion, it’s nice to have a toy that gets close to simulating actual sex acts. Those who want their self-lovin’ to resemble jumping on top of someone sexy may find this to be a perfect option for them. At a little more than a foot long and five inches wide, the iRide vibrator feels sturdy and meant for rough’n’tumble use.

Unlike typical vibrators, the iRide can be a completely hands-free experience, meaning that it has the potential to be incorporated into play with a partner too! Imagine rocking back and forth on a vibrating toy, being stimulated while finding other, more important uses for your mouth and fingers…

The box has a few cute femme-bodied silhouettes demonstrating various positions that work well with the vibrator, from placing it on a chair to spooning with it between your legs. I made sure to take a few joy rides on the buzzing rocker so I could test out how it worked in the positions recommended and on different surfaces.

FIRST TEST RUN

SURFACE: Cushy leather couch

POSITION: Sitting right on top, using the probe vaginally

SIDENOTE: Using “probe” and “vaginally” in the same phrase makes me feel like I should be discussing alien abduction instead of a sex toy!

LUBE: Frolic, a water-based toy lubricant meant for women

NOTES: This initial test run was a complete bust!

After boisterously bouncing on the couch for a minute or two, I nearly took a header off the edge! After catching myself and readjusting, I tried again, but the soft surface below the vibrator had too much give to assist in creating necessary friction.

After a second near fall, I decided to give up on this try, get a glass of wine, and jerk off with my hand instead. I mean, it’s National Masturbation Month… not getting myself off in the end would be criminal.

SUCCESSFUL? No.

SECOND TEST RUN

SURFACE: Oddly angular chaise with a firm surface, and then the floor next to it

POSITION: Sitting right on top, using the probe vaginally…again

LUBE: Swiss Navy, a water-based all natural lubricant

NOTES: Wow, this was much better!

Finding the right angle on the iRide is no easy task! It took way longer than I wanted to find that sweet spot where I was receiving juuuuuust the right amount of sensation from both the insertable and the rounded clit vibe. The process was a bit like getting to know a new lover, only without the added benefits of body warmth: Even the faintest sign of an orgasm in the distance was touch and go until I found the right angles.

That said, the firmer surface made a huge difference in using the toy. Once I hit the right groove, I could appreciate the intensity of both of the vibrators, as well as the curve of the probe. The shape of the toy, both the insertable portion and the saddle itself, make up for how short the probe itself is.

One orgasm was not enough; I had put in so much work into getting that one that it only seemed worth it to try for another, even though my clit was getting slightly sore from the unfortunately inflexible bump vibe. While they did a fantastic job creating a toy that can handle the buck of sizable hips, the clit vibe was way too inflexible, and after some time, fell too far on the side of pain rather than pleasure. The time spent figuring out the best way to work with the iRide paid off though, and it was easy to get back into the groove.

SUCCESSFUL? Yes! Multiple orgasm success!

THIRD TEST RUN

SURFACE: The bed, first alone, and then with a partner

POSITION: Spooning! And then being fucked with it.

LUBE: Frolic again. It’s a new favorite.

NOTES: As a person who needs intense contact with the vibes I use, spooning wasn’t the position for me. Using it with a partner was mostly fun, especially since we could make out while I got started on it. That hands-free thing really can be a benefit! The way the saddle is shaped pretty much blocks off all genital access to another person, though, and when my partner wanted to get involved, they grabbed the toy and used it against me, which wasn’t bad. The iRide definitely wasn’t the star of the show, though.

SUCCESSFUL? Sure. It didn’t lead to orgasm, but was a pretty decent tool as a part of foreplay.

CONCLUSION:

The iRide Vibrator is definitely in a class of its own amongst toys that can be ridden while still being easy to store and not too costly. It was easy to clean (I cannot recommend Swiss Navy’s toy cleaner enough), too.

My complaints are mostly that the clit bump is not nearly soft enough, and that…well, I’m a little lazy when it comes to jerking off! It’s a little fussy, but the iRide is made well and adds a different vibe to the masturbatory experience. While I don’t think the iRide is practical for day-to-day diddling, the toy would be fantastic for “special occasion” usage. As long as you are willing to put the work in, the iRide will make your toes curl as your hips rock.

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Fun Factory Big Boss Vibrator Review & Enter To Win Your Own!

This powerful waterproof vibrator from Fun Factory is sure to give you earth-shaking orgasms with its extra-large realistic shape and intense vibration functions! Check out my review of first impressions and how I learned to love this toy, and enter to win this amazing toy and see for yourself! (see contest details below)

Plenty of people I’ve talked to hit it right out of the park on the first try with the Fun Factory G4 Big Boss. For whatever reason, perhaps my body type or the way I’m used to receiving pleasure, the Big Boss and I had to spend a little quality time together before hitting it off. Once we clicked, however, we became inseparable!

This vibrator is naturally suited toward those that prefer deep rumbly vibration, like a larger area of the clit and vulva stimulated, and/or those that favor insertables. I’m used to toys that do other things, hence why I had to go through a bit of a learning curve. I’m glad I stuck with it and kept experimenting. The Big Boss is now among my favorite insertable style vibrators.

Vibrations
The powerful, deep rumbly vibrations the Big Boss dishes out feel much different than your average buzzy vibrator. When set to its highest setting, it has a power level on par with a plug-in magic wand style toy. One thing I really liked about this vibrator is it didn’t cause me to lose sensation. Often, when I use very powerful vibes, they are so intense my genitals end up going numb before I’ve had the chance to come. Not the case with the Big Boss. It’s still an intensely powerful sex toy but didn’t deaden sensation. I’m not quite sure how Fun Factory pulled that off (secret vibrator magic?) but they get big kudos from me for getting me off without making me go numb.

Design and Use
The Big Boss vibrator can be used for either external clitoral stimulation or as an insertable. I found it great for both. My preferred method of getting off is having a clit orgasm first and then finishing off with g-spot play. I usually have to switch toys for this but not necessary with the Big Boss. I get everything all in one toy.

As an insertable it’s big. Definitely not for those new to insertion or those who need something on the smaller side. Luckily, I love size so the 6.5 inch insertable length and 5.5 inch circumference was perfect for me. Made from velvety, premium silicone, this sex toy has enough give to bend a just a little bit under pressure which I like. Because of it’s size, I did need to make sure I was very warmed up before insertion. Make sure you use a good amount of water based lube with this toy, not only because of it’s size but also the soft silicone exterior has just a bit of drag. The Big Boss also features six levels of intensity and a variety of patterned and solid pulses.

The loop on the handle is great addition. It makes the toy very easy to hold either during solo play or by a partner. Kinky folks may opt to use the looped handle as a point of attachment in a bondage scenario. To keep the vibrator inserted, securely weave through the handle with a rope harness. Not sure if Fun Factory had that in mind when they designed this sex toy but the handle really is quite convenient for bondage enthusiasts.

I also love that this is a rechargeable vibrator. I hate fumbling with batteries or finding my toy has lost power because the batteries aren’t fresh. The Big Boss charges with a magnetic charger that simply adheres itself to the handle of the toy. It’s a brilliant design in theory, however, the magnet can become easily detached if it shifts when you set it down. Simply double check to make sure the magnet hasn’t shifted before you walk away from the charging toy and you shouldn’t have a problem.

My Experience and Final Word
The Big Boss and I had a rocky start because I tried to use it like a buzzy vibrator which is the kind I’m used to. Once I experimented and discovered some new techniques to go along with this new type of sensation, it was pure fireworks. Not only did I have great, strong, clitoral orgasms, it was also wonderful for g-spot stimulation. I’m not normally someone who likes vibrations for g-spotting (because I go numb inside as I previously mentioned) but the Big Boss was an exception. I climax and squirt every time with the Big Boss when I use it for g-spot stimulation. It also felt amazing when I inserted it, closed my legs and rocked my hips.

Overall, I was really impressed with the Fun Factory Big Boss. At first I didn’t think we’d hit it off but we’ve grown to be really good friends with lots of benefits. For more tips and tricks about the Big Boss make sure to watch my video review. In addition, here’s a quick recap of my pros and cons:

Fun Factory Big Boss Pros
• BIG! Great for size queens
• Rechargeable
• Deep, powerful, rumbly vibrations
• The different type of sensations are a nice change from toys that all feel the same
• Waterproof
• Premium Silicone
• Loop handle design is comfortable and can be incorporated into bondage ties
• Great for clitoral or g-spot stimulation

Fun Factory Big Boss Cons
• BIG! If you aren’t accustomed to size it may be too large for you
• The charger can be touchy, always double check it before walking away
• Not suitable for anal use (no flared base)

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Tenga Egg Masturbators Review & Enter to Win All 6 Eggs!

Tenga Egg Masturbators make getting off fun, convenient, and cheap whether you are a man on the go or just relaxing at home! Check out my review and tips on these popular disposable sex toys and then enter the Stockroom contest to win a set of all 6 for yourself (see contest details below)



Sometimes men are resistant to try new things. Sex toys seem alien and foreign to some guys, so they need an easy way to break their sex toy cherry. The Tenga Egg is the single best male starter toy in stores today.

It is a squishy, textured male masturbator that you can take with you travelling anywhere. In fact, I got my first one as a surprise from my girlfriend when I was going on a business trip and she wanted to surprise me with a sexy gift. I was so happy to try something new, and to use a one shot device was novel. I loaded up my favorite nasty porn, lubed up myself and my egg then matched thrusts with the guy in the porn. When I finished, I cleaned myself up and was so happy I could just throw it away when I was done making sweet love to it. Mr Lazy here didn’t have to do any cleanup at all.

It is exceedingly simple to use. Unwrap the egg, take out the lube sample inside, open up the lube and squirt it inside the mastrubator. Watch some porn, get some wood, stick it in the warm wet egg, thrust and repeat until orgasm.

This set of toys is one of the best ideas that hit the mainstream sex toy market in a long time. It is an easy to use toy made for men, but usable by all. The concept is simple, a male masturbator sold individually or in 6 packs of 6 different textured eggs. Each plastic egg comes with with a Tenga Egg and a lube sample. The best part is figuring out which texture is best. So far the grid like Spider is my favorite. A close runner up is the Wavy. The names of the Six Colors Pack are a description of the textured pattern:

  • Wavy
  • Clicker
  • Spider
  • Twister
  • Stepper
  • Silky

They were originally intended to be a one shot use device, but can easily be re-used 3 to 4 times. They are made out of a stretchy elastomer called Thermo Plastic Elastomer. T.P.E. is a pliable jelly like substance that makes for a great, squishy, stretchy orgasmic experience.

I like the versatility and alternate uses you can do with it. You stretch it to such extremes that it can be used, not only as a solo device, but you can use it with your partner as a blowjob helper. Stretch it on the end of your cock and you get extra sensitivity, have someone suck your cock with it on for an extra interesting feeling. Handjobs and blowjobs aren’t the end to this little beauty, you can also use it as a cheap addition to a Kinklab VibeRite. Flip it inside out and use the textured side on the vibrating head of your VibeRite for added enjoyment on your favorite body part.

This toy is also one size fits all. It is pliable enough to fit even the largest cock. Once you can get someone to try this great starter toy, then you have opened up a whole new world of sexual enjoyment. Have fun experimenting with them and don’t forget to write us back if you find a use for these we haven’t thought of!

Pros of the Tenga Egg
  • Disposable
  • Alternative uses
  • Easy to use
  • Comes with lube
  • Lasts longer than they says it does

Cons of the Tenga Egg
  • You don’t know which texture is best for you until you try them all
  • Can make for an embarrassing moment at Easter (just kidding)
  • Better for beginners than seasoned sex toy pros

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Sunny Megatron Reviews the James Deen Realistic Cock

After interviewing James Deen a few months ago about his new Doc Johnson toy line, I couldn’t stop wondering what the Deen Peen really felt like. I was thrilled when presented with the opportunity to give it a whirl. For quick facts, check out my written review below. If you want even more dirty details, watch my accompanying video review.

Design and Use
This realistic cock is a full 9 inches of authentic James Deen. The detail is impeccable. It has life-like veins, ridges, and even one ball that hangs slightly lower than the other. I do watch porn, a lot of porn. I know all too well what James Deen’s penis looks like and this really is the real deal.

With an insertable length of about 6 inches and the circumference at its widest point also about 6 inches, this toy isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s girthy and has a nice natural curve near the head that hits the g-spot nicely. It’s also heavy, clocking in at 1.7 pounds.

This is a stationary dildo; it has no vibrations or extra bells and whistles. It features a suction cup base for hands-free use and is also harness compatible. Since this toy has a wide enough base, it is also suitable for anal.

Material
The James Deen Realistic Cock is made from Sil-a-gel which has an ultra-realistic feel. Sil-a-gel is antibacterial, non-toxic (Phthalate free), latex-free and camium free. It’s also somewhat porous. For this reason, I recommend using a condom on the toy if you intend to share it or use it anally.

Sil-a-gel should be cleaned with mild soap and water or a toy cleaner. It should also not be stored touching other toys. I actually made this mistake before reading the instructions carefully. I set my James Deen dildo next to a purple toy and the a little bit of purple color bled onto the cock. Now it looks like James Deen has a little dick bruise! The toy comes with a cloth bag for storage, I highly suggest using it.

My Experience
Normally I don’t have a penchant for life-like looking sex toys. As long as a toy feels good, I don’t care if it’s green with purple polka dots or shaped like a tennis racket. I’ve also never used a sex toy molded after a real person before.

I was surprised to discover that fucking a “real” penis was quite a turn on for me. It helped me create a fantasy I wouldn’t have thought up otherwise. It also made the porn I watch that much more realistic. I got a kick out of not only imagining fucking James Deen but also tossing him aside afterward and not having to cuddle, listen to him snore or call him a taxi!

I’m a bit of a size queen and this filled me up very nicely. It was big enough to satisfy but stopped just short of being too big. As long as you’re not someone who normally has issue handling larger insertables, this should be suitable. Simply warm yourself up, use a generous amount of water based lube and cook up your hottest James Deen fantasy.

Despite its weight, this dildo stood up nicely to gravity. The suction cup is quite strong and it had no problem staying adhered to a vertical wall for a lengthy session. I’m also a fan of strap-on sex so being harness compatible is a wonderful bonus.

The Final Word
Overall, I really liked the James Deen Realistic Cock. I never really understood the appeal of a toy that is a replica of a real person before this. Much to my surprise, it’s a nice addition to the fantasy that goes along with sex play.

Alone I can have my way with James Deen. Wearing it as a strap-on I have the most sought after penis in the entertainment industry. Partnered, I can be the star of my very own hard-core DP scene with James Deen and my most trusted lover. I can even make James Deen a part of a cuckold scenario by making my lover watch me enjoy taking it all. Hmmmm, I wonder what else I can do with Fake James Deen? The sky’s the limit!

The James Deen Realistic Cock is one of many exciting sex toys available at up to 50% off on our Masturbation Month Sale. Check it out now!

Ducky DooLittle Video Review: Stockroom Leather Thigh Cuffs

In this video I review these luscious leather thigh cuffs. With three sizes to choose from and adjustable slots within those sizes, you are sure to get a great fit. And the thickness of the leather straps hold tight and look oh-so-sexy wrapped around your thighs.

I also show you these little locks and snap hooks as a means of securing your thigh cuffs.

And finally I deliver a few notes on how to love your leather. If you are a leather lover like me, you should check out this all-in-one leather cleaner and conditioner. And this book is the bomb if you want more information on how to care for fetish gear.

Stockroom Staff Picks Week 2: Our Personal BDSM Gear, Fetish Gear & Sex Toy Favorites

Stockroom.com Employee Favorites

Last week’s employees’ favorite sex toys and BDSM gear were so much fun, we’ve got a whole new list of hot staff picks just for you! These picks run the gamut of great items, from punishing slappers and crops, to necessities like kegel balls and condoms, to restrictive bondage restraints! See why we love our favorites, then find something to satisfy all your needs and save 20% when you use promo code “FAVES” at checkout!

AnaRibald Representative of Retail Sales

Being one of our finest retail store clerks, Ana is excellent at providing customers with knowledgeable insight on a variety of the toys and gear The Stockroom offers.

Hog Slapper CropHog Slapper Crop

This was the first crop I ever bought when I first was inclined to explore my kinky side, so it holds a sentimental value for both my body and soul’s excitement. The slapper makes this fantastic noise as it slaps down on flesh, and it’s wide enough to still sting but also thump which is the best of both worlds for me! I’ve had it implemented on me in various ways and it’s never been a disappointment. In between thighs, light clitoral slapping, and of course the butt are my preferred uses for this crop!
 

 

 

 

V-Global Kegal BallsV-Global Kegal Balls

If there was some sort of vogue equivalent for vaginas this would be a must have for every women’s collection! Let’s face it ladies we all could do our kegel exercise on our own laying on our beds but believe me this route is much easier and shows your body quicker results. I don’t have to remember that these are in – I KNOW it! And after the first few days, I could already tell a difference in muscle strength. The great thing about this package in particular is that it comes with the three gradual weights differentiated from the lightest shade of grey to the darkest shade of grey. This makes it easy and convenient to transition to the next step when your pretty pink lips are ready to clasp down onto the next one. I wear the single ball since the duo is too big for me and I just change out the weights when my body is ready. Plus I could slip them in anywhere and anytime because it doesn’t feel like an exercise at all! I even have worn it in while a wild night out dancing! Since it’s a silicone shaped ball with a small metal marble sized ball inside you could feel it bounce inside of you almost like a mix between having some fun and being responsible. Making it tight has never been so awesome!
 

 

 

 

Premium Leather Cuffs w/ Locking BucklePremium Leather Cuffs w/ Locking Buckle

These are aesthetic and practical. I’m not a very effeminate girl so I lean towards the primal looks for bondage gear. With that being said these cuffs fit comfortable but not too comfortable and the thick leather makes any bound enthusiast feel constricted and therefore happy! Also the combination of a triangle and O ring make a great extension for any kind of scene one might have in mind.
 

 

 

 

DanielComely Count of Customer Service

Daniel is a customer service veteran and when he’s not acting as master of the call center, he finds he prefers the company of felines, vintage synths, bad Star Wars novels.

Sex and Metal Flogger Sex and Metal Flogger “The Provoker”

This cool looking whip has all the details that make it one of my favorite implements at a very low price! The soft luxurious falls feel great and can create everything from a warning to a full-on punishment. The solid utilitarian handle with 2 small spikes near the falls make for a nice hint of edginess and I love the way the metal warms against my hand.
 

 

 

 

Venetian Bird MaskVenetian Bird Mask

I love the severity of this handmade mask as well as its menacing shape. The history of the mask only adds unnerving undertones to what’s sure to cause intrigue at your next party. Its design dates back to medieval Italy, where doctors treating plague victims would wear long-beaked masks stuffed with herbs and tinctures they thought would protect them from the affliction of their patients.
 

 

 

 

ONE Pleasure CondomsONE Pleasure Condoms

Customers are always asking me for condom advice and this is my first pick every time. A condom with the wearer’s pleasure is really rare so when I read the raving reviews I knew I had to give them a try.
 

 

 

 

LaylaWinning Wunderkind of Wholesale

Layla is the Stockroom Wholesale Director and Manager, travelling around the world sharing safe, sane, and consensual BDSM gear, toys, and tips with vanilla and kinky professionals alike!

Latex Bolero StraightjacketLatex Bolero Straitjacket

So convenient, so sexy. The Latex Bolero Straitjacket keeps the sub’s arms completely restrained while leaving their breasts totally exposed to tickle, tease, freeze, or use clamps on like my personal fave, the Mandibles. Also, the chest harness rocks. It frames the breasts beautifully, features a couple of attachment points and even better, provides support for the arms when they are wrapped around the body. That extra arm support ensures comfort and makes them feel like they are giving themselves a big warm hug! Lastly, the cropped design means that it is quick to get in to and quick to get out of, no wasting any time to get to the fun stuff!
 

 

 

 

Power TripperPower Tripper™

I LOVE this toy. The Power Tripper, a body contact accessory for the Neon Wand, turns me or my partner into the conductor, and the many options I have when playing with it excite me to no end. When I have the power on low, it feels like a light tremble, but when I turn it up or add metal toys, it gives an attention getting zap. Also, giving or receiving electric kisses all over the body is a sensation like no other. In fact, I would say addictive and unforgettable. Or, share the love and daisy chain it to create a 3 way, 4 way, or even more.
 

 

 

 

MeghanMaleficent Maven of Marketing

Meghan is the resident social media vixen, spending most of her time stomping away in the web world. She enjoys clowns, uniform role play, horror movies, and testing her willpower to never read the Youtube comments section.

Wartenberg PinwheelWartenberg Pinwheel

I am a total sucker for this toy and definitely think it’s one of those things that every person should keep in their drawer! It’s a perfect intro to sensation play and works well in a wide variety of ways: slow and gentle, rough scraping, used along with a blindfold, or one of my personal favorites- used to create sharp stinging sensations with the Neon Wand and Power Tripper!
 

 

 

 

Black Leather Fraternity PaddleBlack Leather Fraternity Paddle

No frills, no fancy details- just a basic and very effective paddle that gets the job done! The wide, flat area creates both a great amount of pressure and stimulation, but also a very satisfying noise as it hits skin. It’s also more flexible than wood or acrylic, but it’s just as easy to clean. It’s great for threatening love taps, or arm-swinging smacks!
 

 

 

 

Adjustable StocksAdjustable Stocks

These stocks are fantastic in their simplicity to put the wearer at an absolutely exposed and vulnerable state. Both sets of cuffs are fleece lined, which makes them super comfortable even when you may be squirming around in them. Not only is the bar length adjustable, but the wrists and ankles can be moved to the inner or outer position which makes for some fun angle options. Finally, both sets of cuffs require a lock, which makes them totally secure and the wearer totally stuck for as long as you’d like!
 

 

 

 

BiancaBodacious Belle of Boutique Sales

Bianca is a mystery stuffed inside a riddle, wrapped up in an enigma.

nJoy Pure WandnJoy Pure Wand

I love a mad scientist, and this toy has the potential for pure evil. The sleek stainless style goes perfectly with your favorite medical/torture fantasy. The smoothness of steel is like no other sensation – combined with the sheer weight of this thing, it makes for unbelievable G- and P-spot stimulation.
 

 

 

 

Spareparts Joque Dildo HarnessSpareparts Joque Dildo Harness

Leather is lovely, but I can’t help but adore the Joque. It’s a sporty harness with soft straps that make it comfy enough to wear all day under clothes, so you’ll enjoy it for packing and playing. I love that the dildo pouch can be worn open or closed at the back – you get to control what stimulation you receive as the wearer, and you also get the option of wearing double-ended toys. And it’s vegan!
 

 

 

 




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