The weather outside may be frightful, but who are you going to believe – us, or your lying eyes? Spring has sprung here at Stockroom and like the swallows returning to San Juan Capistrano, we’re welcoming back spectacular seasonal deals to the fertile bosom of our site with a special Spring Fling Sale to help thaw you from Winter’s icy grasp! We’re offering sensational deals on latex, cock and ball toys, fucking machines, and so much more!
Like sunny weather, pretty flowers, and our dignity, quantities are extremely limited, and will be gone soon, so act fast to pluck up these savings!
Because as we say here at The Stockroom, “The early bird dominates the worm!”
