After interviewing James Deen a few months ago about his new Doc Johnson toy line, I couldn’t stop wondering what the Deen Peen really felt like. I was thrilled when presented with the opportunity to give it a whirl. For quick facts, check out my written review below. If you want even more dirty details, watch my accompanying video review.
Design and Use
This realistic cock is a full 9 inches of authentic James Deen. The detail is impeccable. It has life-like veins, ridges, and even one ball that hangs slightly lower than the other. I do watch porn, a lot of porn. I know all too well what James Deen’s penis looks like and this really is the real deal.
With an insertable length of about 6 inches and the circumference at its widest point also about 6 inches, this toy isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s girthy and has a nice natural curve near the head that hits the g-spot nicely. It’s also heavy, clocking in at 1.7 pounds.
This is a stationary dildo; it has no vibrations or extra bells and whistles. It features a suction cup base for hands-free use and is also harness compatible. Since this toy has a wide enough base, it is also suitable for anal.
Material
The James Deen Realistic Cock is made from Sil-a-gel which has an ultra-realistic feel. Sil-a-gel is antibacterial, non-toxic (Phthalate free), latex-free and camium free. It’s also somewhat porous. For this reason, I recommend using a condom on the toy if you intend to share it or use it anally.
Sil-a-gel should be cleaned with mild soap and water or a toy cleaner. It should also not be stored touching other toys. I actually made this mistake before reading the instructions carefully. I set my James Deen dildo next to a purple toy and the a little bit of purple color bled onto the cock. Now it looks like James Deen has a little dick bruise! The toy comes with a cloth bag for storage, I highly suggest using it.
My Experience
Normally I don’t have a penchant for life-like looking sex toys. As long as a toy feels good, I don’t care if it’s green with purple polka dots or shaped like a tennis racket. I’ve also never used a sex toy molded after a real person before.
I was surprised to discover that fucking a “real” penis was quite a turn on for me. It helped me create a fantasy I wouldn’t have thought up otherwise. It also made the porn I watch that much more realistic. I got a kick out of not only imagining fucking James Deen but also tossing him aside afterward and not having to cuddle, listen to him snore or call him a taxi!
I’m a bit of a size queen and this filled me up very nicely. It was big enough to satisfy but stopped just short of being too big. As long as you’re not someone who normally has issue handling larger insertables, this should be suitable. Simply warm yourself up, use a generous amount of water based lube and cook up your hottest James Deen fantasy.
Despite its weight, this dildo stood up nicely to gravity. The suction cup is quite strong and it had no problem staying adhered to a vertical wall for a lengthy session. I’m also a fan of strap-on sex so being harness compatible is a wonderful bonus.
The Final Word
Overall, I really liked the James Deen Realistic Cock. I never really understood the appeal of a toy that is a replica of a real person before this. Much to my surprise, it’s a nice addition to the fantasy that goes along with sex play.
Alone I can have my way with James Deen. Wearing it as a strap-on I have the most sought after penis in the entertainment industry. Partnered, I can be the star of my very own hard-core DP scene with James Deen and my most trusted lover. I can even make James Deen a part of a cuckold scenario by making my lover watch me enjoy taking it all. Hmmmm, I wonder what else I can do with Fake James Deen? The sky’s the limit!
