Become the sexy star of your own costumed crime caper, just like in that hit movie with the stunning starlet. You know the one we mean. What was it called?

Oh, right, “Burglar” with Whoopi Goldberg.

Wait, no, that wasn’t it…

Break into the hearts and fever-dreams of everyone you meet with this fetching feline fantasy!

Here’s what you need:

Latex Opera Gloves

Women’s Tank Suit

Cat Lady Mask

Hemp Rope (In a pinch, nylon or cotton rope will do.)

Handcuff Necklace with Rhinestones

Latex Socklettes

Loot bag – Not sold by Stockroom. Legal notice: Do not steal actual moneybags. Simply re-purpose an existing bag with a $, or the words “Loot” or “Swag.”