Tenga Egg Masturbators make getting off fun, convenient, and cheap whether you are a man on the go or just relaxing at home! Check out my review and tips on these popular disposable sex toys and then enter the Stockroom contest to win a set of all 6 for yourself (see contest details below)
Sometimes men are resistant to try new things. Sex toys seem alien and foreign to some guys, so they need an easy way to break their sex toy cherry. The Tenga Egg is the single best male starter toy in stores today.
It is a squishy, textured male masturbator that you can take with you travelling anywhere. In fact, I got my first one as a surprise from my girlfriend when I was going on a business trip and she wanted to surprise me with a sexy gift. I was so happy to try something new, and to use a one shot device was novel. I loaded up my favorite nasty porn, lubed up myself and my egg then matched thrusts with the guy in the porn. When I finished, I cleaned myself up and was so happy I could just throw it away when I was done making sweet love to it. Mr Lazy here didn’t have to do any cleanup at all.
It is exceedingly simple to use. Unwrap the egg, take out the lube sample inside, open up the lube and squirt it inside the mastrubator. Watch some porn, get some wood, stick it in the warm wet egg, thrust and repeat until orgasm.
This set of toys is one of the best ideas that hit the mainstream sex toy market in a long time. It is an easy to use toy made for men, but usable by all. The concept is simple, a male masturbator sold individually or in 6 packs of 6 different textured eggs. Each plastic egg comes with with a Tenga Egg and a lube sample. The best part is figuring out which texture is best. So far the grid like Spider is my favorite. A close runner up is the Wavy. The names of the Six Colors Pack are a description of the textured pattern:
They were originally intended to be a one shot use device, but can easily be re-used 3 to 4 times. They are made out of a stretchy elastomer called Thermo Plastic Elastomer. T.P.E. is a pliable jelly like substance that makes for a great, squishy, stretchy orgasmic experience.
I like the versatility and alternate uses you can do with it. You stretch it to such extremes that it can be used, not only as a solo device, but you can use it with your partner as a blowjob helper. Stretch it on the end of your cock and you get extra sensitivity, have someone suck your cock with it on for an extra interesting feeling. Handjobs and blowjobs aren’t the end to this little beauty, you can also use it as a cheap addition to a Kinklab VibeRite. Flip it inside out and use the textured side on the vibrating head of your VibeRite for added enjoyment on your favorite body part.
This toy is also one size fits all. It is pliable enough to fit even the largest cock. Once you can get someone to try this great starter toy, then you have opened up a whole new world of sexual enjoyment. Have fun experimenting with them and don’t forget to write us back if you find a use for these we haven’t thought of!
Pros of the Tenga Egg
• Alternative uses
• Easy to use
• Comes with lube
• Lasts longer than they says it does
Cons of the Tenga Egg
• You don’t know which texture is best for you until you try them all
• Can make for an embarrassing moment at Easter (just kidding)
• Better for beginners than seasoned sex toy pros
You know you’re curious! Now that you’ve learned all about this stimulating toy, enter our contest for a chance to get a set of 6 of your own to play with! Good luck!