It’s time again for another one of our caption contests!
Take a look at the photo posted here. Come up with a caption. As silly or dirty or fucked up as you’d like. Post your comment here. All submissions will be viewable in the comments section and we will publicly announce only the name of the winner. The rest of your details will stay private 😉
Take the weekend to do your best and on Tuesday afternoon, we will pick our favorite and post it. You can enter as many captions as you’d like.
If you are chosen as the winner, your prize will be your choice of size/color of one of our signature Stockroom T-Shirts
(scope out your prize here or here)
You have until Tuesday, Sept 20th at 10am.
Winner will be announced later that day.
Submit your entries in the comments on this post and make sure to include your name and email.
Good luck!
WINNER!
We couldn’t just couldn’t decide, so we picked TWO winners this time around! It was a tough pick! Congrats to the winners with the following captions, and thanks again to all the entrants.
lets see Lil Kim do this!
Oh Hell yes I can take that. Do you have another for my ass?
Candy misunderstood the rules of the annual Nathan’s hotdog eating contest. She thought the biggest wiener eaten was the winner.
Think having my tonsils removed will help?
“I’m serious, my mouth is a black hole! Don’t believe me? Fine, I’ll show you…”
True Pleasures
true.pleasures (at) gmail (dot) com
“…What kind of karaoke bar *is* this?!”
“Not the super-sized Big Mac that I wanted but, what the hell..”
True Pleasures
true.pleasures (at) gmail (dot) com
It takes two hand,and whole lot’o lube,to handle a whopper.
The bigger they are, the harder they cum
M.C Escher’s latest illusion works on several levels
Spit or swallow? Like it matters…once I ejaculate, Im asleep, you can do what you fucking like…gargle the national anthem for all I care, as long as it doesnt wake me up or interfere with you calling your taxi!
Wanted : Attractive blonde with awesome breasts and a huge black cock….
Candy thought to herself “This is a tongue depresser”?!
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that even a miniature scale model can be a choking hazard.
American Idol Uncensored!
You knew Tinker bell was serious about this “job” when she took off her wings.
I had to practice on Uncle Frank’s horses to get this to fit.
Someone find me the directions! Where the hell was tab “a” supposed to go?!
My Mom’s ‘birds and bees’ lesson started off a little rough.
Mmmmm; taste like chicken!!
When did they change the tongue depressors at the Doctor’s office?
Cindy should have know better than to get a male gynecologist.
No, honey… it’s not a megaphone!