Announcing Slave Labor Day – And A Chance To Win The Ultimate Slave Kit

Stockroom Slave Labor Day Contest

In recognition that behind every great master is a great servant, The Stockroom designates the first Tuesday following the first Monday in September Slave Labor Day!

What Is Slave Labor Day?

Slave Labor Day celebrates the joys of servitude, as well as honoring the servants that do their best to ensure the comfort and satisfaction of those they serve. In the spirit of this holiday, we offer several suggestions for honoring those that serve:

– Spare the rod: Instead of physically disciplining a slave, rationally explain their transgression to them. Stroke their hair as you offer positive reinforcement.

– Invite them to dinner: Let them sit at the table for a change, instead of begging for scraps underneath it.

– Take them out for a walk: A healthy slave is a happy slave!

As a handy guide to your holiday shopping wants and needs we’ve put together a list of what we consider the crème de la crème of gear that celebrates the D/s lifestyle.

Instagram Contest:

There’s an almost infinite number of possibilities for treating a slave. To sweeten the honeypot a bit, The Stockroom will be giving away THE ULTIMATE SLAVE KIT to one qualifying winner of our Slave Labor Day Celebration Contest!

Here’s what you’ll win:


1 Pair Premium Garment Wrist Cuffs

1 Pair Premium Garment Ankle Cuffs

1 Premium Garment Collar

1 Chain Leash with handle

1 Spandex Hood with Blindfold and Mouth Hole

1 “How May I Help You?” Gag with Feather Duster and Serving Tray attachments.

Total Prize Package = OVER $400 Value!

So how do you win it? Simple:

A) Take up to 10 pictures of your slave doing what they do best. Here are 10 suggestions:

#1 Your slave at rest.

#2 Your slave begging.

#3 Your slave looking scared.

#4 Your slave cooking.

#5 Your slave cleaning.

#6 Your slave outside.

#7 Your slave sleeping.

#8 Your slave playing.

#9 Your slave brushing their teeth.

#10 Your slave doing your favorite (PG RATED) thing.

B) Upload photos to Instagram*.
Use #slavelaborday to tag your picture.

C) Send an email to contest@stockroom.com with your Instagram username, number of entries, date of birth (for age verification), and contact information (along with preferred method of contact).
If we choose your entry, you win.

That’s it! That’s all you have to do, although you should read the thing below that contains the important legalese and restrictions.

* Please note that Instagram is a public social media platform with a large user base of all ages. They have specific terms of service and policies that prohibit nudity, explicit content, and a number of other fun things. Be respectful of their rules, and be creative! This contest is open only to those over 18 years of age who are residents of the United States, and is void where prohibited by law. Contest ends 9/13/13 at 11:59pm PDT.

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Kinky Book Report Contest- Enter and WIN!

Stockroom Kinky Book Report Contest

Only a week and a half left to get your entries in for our Kinky Book Report Contest!
As we’ve rolled through the month, we’ve been delighted to see the wonderful entries some of your perverted minds have shared with us!
You still have a chance to submit and win some fabulous prizes. What kind of fabulous prizes?

WHAT YOU WIN:
A complete set of all the Daedalus Publishing books and a $100 gift certificate!

That’s over 20 books ranging from handy instructionals to arousing eroticas, and entering is easy!

1) Read a book (It can be any book as long as it’s available on www.stockroom.com)
2) Write a report in the following format

Title of book:

Author:

Publisher:

Number of pages:

Summary: (250 words or less about what it was about and your opinion)

That’s it! Send your kinky book report to contest@stockroom.com and make sure to include contact info and preferred method of contact. We’ll publish a few of the best reports we receive, and award a grand prize to our favorite. Everyone who has their report published will get a prize! Be sure to enter by August 30 for your chance to win! Read the legal mumbo jumbo below:


Must be 18 years or older to enter. No purchase necessary. All entries become legal property of The Stockroom. You agree to relinquish all rights to your work product, and grant us license to use in promotional, marketing and commercial materials in perpetuity. Void where prohibited by law. All entries must be received by August 30, 2013.

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Kinky Book Report Contest

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Did you get a great new book during our Summer Reading Sale that you’re just dying to tell everyone about? Now you can, and win valuable prizes to boot!

Tell us what you read on your summer vacation: It’s our Kinky Book Report Contest!

You put all that effort into reading the latest kinky titles and what do you have to show for it, besides learning new skills, being entertained, and increasing your understanding of human sexuality? Nothing, that’s what – Until now…

Win a complete set of all the Daedalus Publishing books and a $100 gift certificate or one of our other fabulous prizes – It’s so easy, here’s what you do:

1) Read a book (It can be any book as long as it’s available on www.stockroom.com)
2) Write a report in the following format

Title of book:

Author:

Publisher:

Number of pages:

Summary: (250 words or less about what it was about and your opinion)

That’s it! Send your kinky book report to contest@stockroom.com and make sure to include contact info and preferred method of contact. We’ll publish a few of the best reports we receive, and award a grand prize to our favorite. Everyone who has their report published will get a prize! Be sure to enter by August 30 for your chance to win! Read the legal mumbo jumbo below:

Must be 18 years or older to enter. No purchase necessary. All entries become legal property of The Stockroom. You agree to relinquish all rights to your work product, and grant us license to use in promotional, marketing and commercial materials in perpetuity. Void where prohibited by law. All entries must be received by August 30, 2013.

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G-Vibe Video Review: Enter To Win One Of Your Own!

Ducky Doolittle shares her impressions of the G-Vibe in this fun, informative video review! Don’t just take her word for it! Enter the contest for a chance to win one for yourself! (see contest details below)




Enter our 48-Hour contest today for a chance to WIN a G-Vibe!

Has the curious curves of the unique G-Vibe got you interested in all the fun you can have? Here’s your chance to win your very own G-Vibe from Stockroom! Good Luck!

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Fun Factory Big Boss Vibrator Review & Enter To Win Your Own!

This powerful waterproof vibrator from Fun Factory is sure to give you earth-shaking orgasms with its extra-large realistic shape and intense vibration functions! Check out my review of first impressions and how I learned to love this toy, and enter to win this amazing toy and see for yourself! (see contest details below)

Plenty of people I’ve talked to hit it right out of the park on the first try with the Fun Factory G4 Big Boss. For whatever reason, perhaps my body type or the way I’m used to receiving pleasure, the Big Boss and I had to spend a little quality time together before hitting it off. Once we clicked, however, we became inseparable!

This vibrator is naturally suited toward those that prefer deep rumbly vibration, like a larger area of the clit and vulva stimulated, and/or those that favor insertables. I’m used to toys that do other things, hence why I had to go through a bit of a learning curve. I’m glad I stuck with it and kept experimenting. The Big Boss is now among my favorite insertable style vibrators.

Vibrations
The powerful, deep rumbly vibrations the Big Boss dishes out feel much different than your average buzzy vibrator. When set to its highest setting, it has a power level on par with a plug-in magic wand style toy. One thing I really liked about this vibrator is it didn’t cause me to lose sensation. Often, when I use very powerful vibes, they are so intense my genitals end up going numb before I’ve had the chance to come. Not the case with the Big Boss. It’s still an intensely powerful sex toy but didn’t deaden sensation. I’m not quite sure how Fun Factory pulled that off (secret vibrator magic?) but they get big kudos from me for getting me off without making me go numb.

Design and Use
The Big Boss vibrator can be used for either external clitoral stimulation or as an insertable. I found it great for both. My preferred method of getting off is having a clit orgasm first and then finishing off with g-spot play. I usually have to switch toys for this but not necessary with the Big Boss. I get everything all in one toy.

As an insertable it’s big. Definitely not for those new to insertion or those who need something on the smaller side. Luckily, I love size so the 6.5 inch insertable length and 5.5 inch circumference was perfect for me. Made from velvety, premium silicone, this sex toy has enough give to bend a just a little bit under pressure which I like. Because of it’s size, I did need to make sure I was very warmed up before insertion. Make sure you use a good amount of water based lube with this toy, not only because of it’s size but also the soft silicone exterior has just a bit of drag. The Big Boss also features six levels of intensity and a variety of patterned and solid pulses.

The loop on the handle is great addition. It makes the toy very easy to hold either during solo play or by a partner. Kinky folks may opt to use the looped handle as a point of attachment in a bondage scenario. To keep the vibrator inserted, securely weave through the handle with a rope harness. Not sure if Fun Factory had that in mind when they designed this sex toy but the handle really is quite convenient for bondage enthusiasts.

I also love that this is a rechargeable vibrator. I hate fumbling with batteries or finding my toy has lost power because the batteries aren’t fresh. The Big Boss charges with a magnetic charger that simply adheres itself to the handle of the toy. It’s a brilliant design in theory, however, the magnet can become easily detached if it shifts when you set it down. Simply double check to make sure the magnet hasn’t shifted before you walk away from the charging toy and you shouldn’t have a problem.

My Experience and Final Word
The Big Boss and I had a rocky start because I tried to use it like a buzzy vibrator which is the kind I’m used to. Once I experimented and discovered some new techniques to go along with this new type of sensation, it was pure fireworks. Not only did I have great, strong, clitoral orgasms, it was also wonderful for g-spot stimulation. I’m not normally someone who likes vibrations for g-spotting (because I go numb inside as I previously mentioned) but the Big Boss was an exception. I climax and squirt every time with the Big Boss when I use it for g-spot stimulation. It also felt amazing when I inserted it, closed my legs and rocked my hips.

Overall, I was really impressed with the Fun Factory Big Boss. At first I didn’t think we’d hit it off but we’ve grown to be really good friends with lots of benefits. For more tips and tricks about the Big Boss make sure to watch my video review. In addition, here’s a quick recap of my pros and cons:

Fun Factory Big Boss Pros
• BIG! Great for size queens
• Rechargeable
• Deep, powerful, rumbly vibrations
• The different type of sensations are a nice change from toys that all feel the same
• Waterproof
• Premium Silicone
• Loop handle design is comfortable and can be incorporated into bondage ties
• Great for clitoral or g-spot stimulation

Fun Factory Big Boss Cons
• BIG! If you aren’t accustomed to size it may be too large for you
• The charger can be touchy, always double check it before walking away
• Not suitable for anal use (no flared base)

Get your own Big Boss Vibrator and enjoy BIG fun today!


Enter our 48-Hour contest today for a chance to WIN a Fun Factory G4 Big Boss Vibrator!

Now that you’ve got the scoop on the dirty details of the Fun Factory G4 Big Boss and how it can quickly become one of the best tools in your box, enter for a chance to win your very own from Stockroom! Good luck!

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Tenga Egg Masturbators Review & Enter to Win All 6 Eggs!

Tenga Egg Masturbators make getting off fun, convenient, and cheap whether you are a man on the go or just relaxing at home! Check out my review and tips on these popular disposable sex toys and then enter the Stockroom contest to win a set of all 6 for yourself (see contest details below)



Sometimes men are resistant to try new things. Sex toys seem alien and foreign to some guys, so they need an easy way to break their sex toy cherry. The Tenga Egg is the single best male starter toy in stores today.

It is a squishy, textured male masturbator that you can take with you travelling anywhere. In fact, I got my first one as a surprise from my girlfriend when I was going on a business trip and she wanted to surprise me with a sexy gift. I was so happy to try something new, and to use a one shot device was novel. I loaded up my favorite nasty porn, lubed up myself and my egg then matched thrusts with the guy in the porn. When I finished, I cleaned myself up and was so happy I could just throw it away when I was done making sweet love to it. Mr Lazy here didn’t have to do any cleanup at all.

It is exceedingly simple to use. Unwrap the egg, take out the lube sample inside, open up the lube and squirt it inside the mastrubator. Watch some porn, get some wood, stick it in the warm wet egg, thrust and repeat until orgasm.

This set of toys is one of the best ideas that hit the mainstream sex toy market in a long time. It is an easy to use toy made for men, but usable by all. The concept is simple, a male masturbator sold individually or in 6 packs of 6 different textured eggs. Each plastic egg comes with with a Tenga Egg and a lube sample. The best part is figuring out which texture is best. So far the grid like Spider is my favorite. A close runner up is the Wavy. The names of the Six Colors Pack are a description of the textured pattern:

  • Wavy
  • Clicker
  • Spider
  • Twister
  • Stepper
  • Silky

They were originally intended to be a one shot use device, but can easily be re-used 3 to 4 times. They are made out of a stretchy elastomer called Thermo Plastic Elastomer. T.P.E. is a pliable jelly like substance that makes for a great, squishy, stretchy orgasmic experience.

I like the versatility and alternate uses you can do with it. You stretch it to such extremes that it can be used, not only as a solo device, but you can use it with your partner as a blowjob helper. Stretch it on the end of your cock and you get extra sensitivity, have someone suck your cock with it on for an extra interesting feeling. Handjobs and blowjobs aren’t the end to this little beauty, you can also use it as a cheap addition to a Kinklab VibeRite. Flip it inside out and use the textured side on the vibrating head of your VibeRite for added enjoyment on your favorite body part.

This toy is also one size fits all. It is pliable enough to fit even the largest cock. Once you can get someone to try this great starter toy, then you have opened up a whole new world of sexual enjoyment. Have fun experimenting with them and don’t forget to write us back if you find a use for these we haven’t thought of!

Pros of the Tenga Egg
  • Disposable
  • Alternative uses
  • Easy to use
  • Comes with lube
  • Lasts longer than they says it does

Cons of the Tenga Egg
  • You don’t know which texture is best for you until you try them all
  • Can make for an embarrassing moment at Easter (just kidding)
  • Better for beginners than seasoned sex toy pros

Enter our 24-Hour contest today for a chance to WIN ALL 6 Tenga Egg Masturbators!

You know you’re curious! Now that you’ve learned all about this stimulating toy, enter our contest for a chance to get a set of 6 of your own to play with! Good luck!

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Masturbation Month Contest! Enter to win a James Deen Realistic Dildo!

To help you celebrate Masturbation Month, we’re giving away a brand new James Deen Realistic Cock to one of our lucky followers! It only takes a few seconds to enter, but hurry up – the clock is TICKING, contest runs just 24 hours!

Simply enter below and choose your options of entry, up to 7 chances to win!

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Check out Sunny Megatron’s video review of the James Deen Realistic Dildo here!

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Top Reasons to Enter Our Easter Contests!

Hey! You! Yeah, you! If you’ve managed to resist the siren call of Stockroom’s Easter Contest thus far, We’re here to tell you that you’re totally missing out! Here’s the 5 reasons you need to enter our contests by 11:59pm this Sunday night!

5) Sure, navigating your way through our site may seem time consuming, but you’ll also be *ahem* boning up on great gear for gifts or for yourself! Plus, have you seen those hot one-of-a-kind bunny hoods?

4) Keeping up with us through our social networks and newsletters also keeps you in the loop for more contests, discounts, and hot new additions to the site!

3) It’s kind of a treasure hunt, and who doesn’t love a treasure hunt, hmmmm?

2) No, seriously, look at these Bunny Hoods We aren’t going to sell them, so the only way to win one is to enter the Egg Hunt Contest!

1) If you were having a contest, we would totally enter it. Plus, your chances of winning are significantly better than winning the lottery, and they aren’t even giving away a sweet custom leather bunny hood.

What are you waiting for? Check the rules and guidelines and enter to win NOW!

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Easter Contest! Win a Custom One-of-a-Kind Bunny Hood!

Stockroom 2013 Easter Egg Contest

If there’s one thing we love about Easter it’s the thought of a giant bunny sneaking into our homes in the wee hours of the morning and leaving you delicious sweets and treats crammed in secret places! We honor this tradition of fun and furry home invasion with our own annual Stockroom Easter Egg Hunt.

Enter for a chance to win a custom original Bunny Hoods, available in your choice of Pink with Blue eyes or Black and Red Patent Leather (detailed hood photos below the rules), and our bonus contest for a chance to win a $250 Gift Certificate!

Easter Egg Contest Rules (you must follow ALL of these steps to win):
Grand Prize: Your Choice of Custom Bunny Hood!Stockroom Easter Contest Egg

1. Find ALL 3 eggs. The three hidden eggs are all identical and they all look exactly like the egg on right. They are hidden on different product pages on the Stockroom website, and you must find all three to win. And no, the image on this page doesn’t count!

2. Email contest@stockroom.com with the LINKS to ALL 3 pages on which you found the eggs. Subject line of the email must read: “Easter Egg Contest Entry.” Please include your full name, email address, date of birth (for age verification), and preferred contact method so that we can actually TELL you that you’ve won.

3. All entries must be received by 11:59PM Pacific Time on Sunday March 31, 2013.

No purchase necessary. Limit one entry per household. Contest is only open to residents of the continental United States, ages 18 and over. All entries must adhere to the above stated guidelines to be entered in the drawing. Winners will be notified of results by April 5, 2013.

Don’t fret if you don’t win. EVERYONE who successfully finds all three eggs and emails us the link will win SOMETHING… so the search is worth it!

Feeling lazy but still want to win? Here are more ways to earn entries into our other drawing for a $250 Gift Certificate! This is a separate drawing from our Easter Egg Hunt Contest – you may enter both contests or just one, your chances of winning are up to you!

Multiple ways to enter:
Grand Prize: $250 Gift Certificate

1. Like us on Facebook – Stockroom OR MaleStockroom (1 entry)

2. Follow us on Twitter – @stockroom_com OR @malestockroom (1 entry)

3. Follow us on Pinterest – The Stockroom (1 entry)

4. Follow us on Google+ – Stockroom.com (1 entry)

5. Tweet our contest on Twitter – “Enter to win a $250 gift certificate or Bunny Hood from @Stockroom_com! Contest Rules here: http://ow.ly/jgwZD #contest” (1 entry)

6. Update your blog with a post about our contest (must include links to this contest page) (2 entries)

7. Sign up for our newsletter (1 entry)

Entry Rules:

1. You may post and update your status/blog as many times as you like, but each type of entry will only be counted once. If you are already a Facebook fan, Twitter, Pinterest or G+ follower and/or newsletter subscriber, just let us know (see Entry Rule #2), it will still count as an entry.

2. You MUST send an email to contest@stockroom.com including the following information: which tasks you completed, and usernames and/or links and/or email (for newsletter sign up) for each so that we can verify. Please include your full name, email address, date of birth (for age verification), and preferred contact method as well.

3. All entries must be received by 11:59PM Pacific Time on Sunday March 31, 2013.

4. No purchase necessary. Limit one entry per household. Contest is only open to residents of the continental United States, ages 18 and over. Employees of Stockroom, Inc. are not eligible for prizes. All entries must adhere to the above stated guidelines to be entered in the drawing. Winners will be notified of results by April 05, 2013.

And remember, everyone who enters our drawings is a winner! Each person that enters either contest will get a prize (only 1 entrance prize per household, regardless of entering just one or both drawings, however you will still be eligible to win both grand prizes).

Here’s a look at the Easter Egg Hunt Grand Prize! One of these custom one-of-a-kind leather bunny hoods could be yours! Click images for a closer look at the goods:

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Pink Bunny Hood Back Pink Bunny Hood Front
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Readers Choice: Stockroom’s “Worst Valentine’s Date Ever” Bonus Contest

We enjoyed our “Worst Valentine’s Date Ever” contest and all the great submissions so much, we thought we’d extend it for one more day and offer you the chance at a bonus prize- Readers Choice!

We’ve chosen 10 additional entries and we are giving you 24 hours to vote on your favorite.
The entry with the most votes, chosen by YOU will receive a $100 Stockroom Gift Certificate!

Each of the entries listed below has been titled and it’s up to you to comment on this post with the title of your favorite story.

Votes will be tallied and winner announced by 6PM PST on Feb 14th.

Thanks again to everyone that participated in the “Worst Valentine’s Ever Contest”!

Never Forget Your Trunk  – WINNER!

  • Everybody Loves a Teddy
  • The Road Trip to Perdition
  • Bit by the Love Bug
  • Un-Romancing the Stone
  • It’s Not Super Effective
  • Pandora’s Box
  • A Quaint, Rustic Getaway
  • Not-So-Special Delivery
  • Mistaken Identity

Expand this page to read all 10 entries!

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